Her jokes
Do you know the teacher that went up into space?
You know what her husband said to her? "I will feed the dog; you feed the fish."
What’s the best part of raping an 11 year old girl?
Getting to kill the little bitch after you’ve finished with her.
I went up the temp girl and slapped her tests and said-
"I like ya cut, G."
My girlfriend's dog died, so I got her a new one in replacement, and she went off on me and yelled,
"What am I supposed to do with 2 dead dogs in my house?!"
What did the blonde say when asked if her turn signal worked?
“Yes, no, yes, no, yes, no, yes, no.”
How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw spoons at her.
A nun going down a water shoot? She never felt so wet in all her life!
What’s the difference between KFC and a woman on her period?
One’s finger-licking good and the other is just a fast food restaurant.
She said she was cheating. I put anti-freeze in her drink.
When you go to your friend's house to fuck her brother, but realize he's your brother from your mom's side.
Did you hear about the Scottish man who murdered his wife?
He totally kilt her.
How do you make a little girl cry for a second time?
By wiping her blood off your dick with her teddy bear.
True Story of Little Red Riding Hood.
The big bad wolf told Red Riding Hood to strip. He looked at her pussy and said, "Now I will fuck you!"
Red pulled out a shotgun from under her coat and said, "Oh no you're not. You're not, you're going to eat me just like it says in the book!"
Three nuns had to go before Mother Superior. The first one goes up to her and she says, "Have you sinned?" "Yes, I have, Mother. I have stolen a bicycle." Okay, said Mother Superior. "Say 100 Hail Marys and dip your hand in the holy water." Up comes nun number two and she says she has sinned. "She slept with a married man." So Mother Superior says, "Okay, say 500 Hail Marys and dip your hand in the holy water and go on your way." The third nun comes up and she says, "I peed in the holy water!" 🤣😂🤣😂😁😁🌈
So this is how I got divorced.
On my birthday my boss, who was a hot sexy woman who I have always had an eye on her huge ass and tits, wished me happy birthday and took me to her house. She went into the shower and came out dressed and this made me disappointed. But then she stripped off and made my dick go into her pussy and before I could realize I heard her main door creak. And in came my wife, mum, and my 2 kids, 8 years old and 12 years old. Although my wife joined in, she was mad after since that was not my wife, that was my wife's twin sister. Do not know why woman these days are like this!!!!!!!!!!
What’s the difference between jelly and jam?
You can’t “jelly” it in her ass.
Her last name starts with "A" and ends with "D," and the middle letters are "P-O-O."
My sister’s birthday is on 9/11. When she opened her presents, she jumped up with an explosion.
A blonde drops off her dress to the dry cleaners.
The lady says, "Come again!"
The blonde says, "No, it's toothpaste this time."
Your mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale the doctor asked for her weight, not her phone number.