The 10+ Best White Girl Jokes

What do you call a white girl having a seizure? A vanilla shake

why did the white girl come back from african

because they was no water for her to drink i'm black

What's the difference between paul walker's car and a petite white girl. There is no difference They both got split open by a huge log.

White girl : So this crystal cures my depression and helps me lose weight? Me holding a rock of meth : YES!!!

What do you call a white girl that can run faster than her brothers? The redneck virgin.

How do you get a white girl to suck your dick? Put ranch dressing on it

They say mistakes make you stronger. If that was true then whoever made that nonexistent thing called “womens rights” would have muscles bigger than a white girl.

There was an Indian riding in the desert when he saw a little blond-haired white girl up ahead. He heard her crying. So he went up to her and climbed down from his horse and asked her "Hey what’s going on ? Why you cry ? Where are your parents ? What happened ?". The girl said under a crying sad voice "The bandidos came, killed my father, my brothers then my mother and raped my sister." The Indian just laughed, untied and dropped his breech cloth then said “Guess this isn’t your day is it”