Her jokes
Her (DYM 88).
Kenya text: Guys, leave Gwen alone! Pls! It is not her fault...btw STOP AND GO TO ATHORE JOKES
Coworker, why is Sara so blue?
Is it because Sara wishes she had a man? coworker she always watches you with your husband together out of love. You better watch out dear, she might "saraorize" him, with her crooked teeth and ultra-thin lips.
What’s red, 11 inches, and makes my girlfriend cry when I slap her with it?
Her miscarriage.
Well, the "HOLE" story is, I shoved it up her hole.
Q: What did the grandma cat say to her grandson when she saw him slouching?
A: You need to pay more attention to my pawsture.
How did they know Princess Diana had dandruff?
They found her Head and Shoulders in the glove compartment.
What did Caesar call a person?
She-Caesar.
Yo mama is so stupid it takes her an hour to cook minute rice.
"The legend says Tinker Bell was good in jerkin' off Peter with her tiny fingers, but it pains me to think that Captain Hook was a closeted-sadist boyfriend."
"When I was a child, my blind mother taught me hand jobs, like carpentry and painting with her legs."
Yo Momma so hairy, she has to shampoo her armpits.
How do you prevent a physics teacher from drowning? Shoot her before she touches the water.
Yo mama is so old that her first Christmas was the first Christmas!
Your mom is so fat the space shuttle can see her from 10,000 miles away.
Yo mama so poor, when I rang her doorbell, she said, "Ding!"
An apple and an emo girl fall from the same height in a tree. Which one hits the ground first? The apple, cuz the noose stops her.
Someone asked the former 2016 presidential candidate Hillary Clinton why she lost the 2016 presidential election to Donald John Trump, and the former 2016 presidential candidate Hillary Clinton said, "Because someone asked her what she would do for a Klondike Bar?"
Your mom is so dumb that somebody told her, "Go get a life," so she went to play Super Mario and got a 1-up.
How do you give an "Alabama Girl" a nice compliment?
Answer: You say to her, "Hey, NICE TOOTH!"