What do you say to a woman who is completely beaten up on her face, full of bruises, and has a broken jaw?
"Will you listen now?!??"
Her Jokes
Maishah the poo turned into a fart, which is the big fart monster's best friend. This is her: 🐷🐷🐷🐷🤢🤢🤢💩💩💩💩👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻🐽🐽🐽
An emo tried to high-five a tree. The tree left her hanging.
Roses are red, her name is Lily, she bends over, and said "HARDER, DADDY!"
A woman went into her garden and danced in front of her vegetables.
The next morning, her corn didn’t grow, and the tomatoes didn’t blush or turn red, but the cucumbers grew four inches.
My sister said she was as fat as a coconut, so I threw one at her and she was right.
Yo mama so dumb, when I told her my blind friend couldn’t see, she said, “Open yo eyes!”
Yo mama is so fat she can't even get in her own car because she's fat.
When your cousin dies and everybody thinks you're her.
FUCKING MENT
Your mum is so fat, I had to take 2 buses and a train to get to her good side.
Why does Sophia have no ears? Her mom gave her, her first haircut.
Yo mama so fat that when she looks into a mirror, it always shatters, because her weight could be felt all around.
What did the mom tell her son when he asked for a bowl of cereal? "Sorry your dad wasn't came back with the milk yet."
Why did the boy kill his girlfriend?
Because he had a crush on her.
Yo mama so fat, Trump used her like a wall.
So, gender equality is the idea that a woman can do anything a man can, right? That they should be treated the same? So, therefore, if she swings on me, I could punch her into the Twin Towers because of gender equality. I love gender equality.
How did Mary get pregnant with baby Jesus?
God fucked her.
So today an old lady asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her... Hhah.
I got fired from a pickle factory for getting my finger caught in a slicer. They only gave *her* the day off with pay... unfair!
An elderly man was happy to finally see his wife again and was packing. He told everyone about the trip.
"I will see her in one week!"
A week later, he died.
