Her jokes
Yo mama is so old that her first Christmas was the first Christmas!
How do you give an "Alabama Girl" a nice compliment?
Answer: You say to her, "Hey, NICE TOOTH!"
Your mom is so fat the space shuttle can see her from 10,000 miles away.
Someone asked the former 2016 presidential candidate Hillary Clinton why she lost the 2016 presidential election to Donald John Trump, and the former 2016 presidential candidate Hillary Clinton said, "Because someone asked her what she would do for a Klondike Bar?"
Your mom is so dumb that somebody told her, "Go get a life," so she went to play Super Mario and got a 1-up.
How do you help a rape victim on a diet lose 7 pounds?
Kill her afterwards.
My wife is pregnant with a 3-year-old, so I gave her medicine, but now she’s pregnant with a 5-year-old.
If you buy two condoms, but you're banging a woman, it's fine, don't throw it away, just make her transgender.
I dunno man, worked for me.
My girlfriend asked for a kiss, so I gave her my dick.
Why was Huggy Wuggy not able to hug Cody’s mom?
Because she was so fat he couldn’t fit his arms around her.
Did you hear about the blind prostitute?
Well, you got to hand it to her.
Yo mama so stupid, you could not even be born because of her idioticness.
Yo mama so dumb, when I told her my friend was mute she said, “Can't you unmute her?”
Yo mama's so fat that when Legolas killed her, Gimli counted her for two.
Why couldn't the girl with no arms hug her parents?
Because she had none of the above.
I looked at my daughter. I told her what's wrong.
She said I wasn't being a daddy to her until...
My wife and I went to the bar to get a drink, but 2 mins later, I see her dead on the ground. I guess she couldn't see the bottle flying at her face. Then I laughed and went home.
Q: What did the grandma cat say to her grandson when she saw him slouching?
A: You need to pay more attention to my pawsture.
This is about Gwen.
I don't know her, but people are just causing too much drama over one person who never said one thing to them.
Imogen Savage will send you nudes. @imogensav is her Snap.