A emo tried to high 5 a tree the tree left her hanging
so today a old lady asked me to check her balace so i pushed her... hhah
How did Mary get pregnant with baby Jesus?
God fucked her.
yo mama is so fat? she can't even get in her own car because shes fat.
Yo momma so dumb, she washes her dishes in the river.
Yo mama so fat, Trump used her like a wall.
When your cousin dies and everybody thinks you're her.
FUCKING MENT
"You momo joso fat, she went in the ocean and the whales came up to her and started singing, ""We Are Family"" even though you are father than me."
So, gender equality is the idea that a woman can do anything a man can, right? That they should be treated the same? So, therefore, if she swings on me, I could punch her into the Twin Towers because of gender equality. I love gender equality.
Why does Sophia have no ears? Her mom gave her, her first haircut.
Yo mama so fat that when she looks into a mirror, it always shatters, because her weight could be felt all around.
Your mum is so fat, I had to take 2 buses and a train to get to her good side.
What did the mom tell her son when he asked for a bowl of cereal? "Sorry your dad wasn't came back with the milk yet."
A woman went into her garden and danced in front of her vegetables.
The next morning, her corn didn’t grow, and the tomatoes didn’t blush or turn red, but the cucumbers grew four inches.
Roses are red, her name is Lily, she bends over, and said "HARDER, DADDY!"
My sister said she was as fat as a coconut, so I threw one at her and she was right.
I got fired from a pickle factory for getting my finger caught in a slicer. They only gave *her* the day off with pay... unfair!
Why did the boy kill his girlfriend?
Because he had a crush on her.
An elderly man was happy to finally see his wife again and was packing. He told everyone about the trip.
"I will see her in one week!"
A week later, he died.
My brother said, "Bruh, why you so ugly plus why do you stink?" Me: "Is that supposed to be a roast? I got one for you. Why do you look like you came out the wrong side of your mother? Instead of her stomach, you came out of her butt. That's why you were born with brown spots on your head. That's her poop, you stupid fuckface." My friends: "Ouch that's gotta hurt."
