What's 6ft long, red, and my girlfriend cries when I feed it to her?
A miscarriage.
Six Foot Long and Red
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is dark. Real dark. It's playing on your expectations. You think the dude is feeding his girlfriend something innocent, but bam! It's a miscarriage. Six feet long? That's the joke exaggerating the size for shock value. You probably think miscarriages are funny, you inbred.
Comments (2)
Your Miscarriage
I think you meant 6cm Bruv.
Anonymous
How to is a baby 6ft long