Her jokes

Him: I work with animals all day.

Her: Awwww what do you do?

Him: I'm a pornstar.

Yo mama is so stupid it takes her an hour to cook minute rice.

My girlfriend asked for a kiss, so I gave her my dick.

I went on a date with an Eastern European chick. She got mad because I rushed her...

Get it? It's Russia, and I rushed her.

Yo mama so dumb, when I told her my friend was mute she said, “Can't you unmute her?”

My wife and I went to the bar to get a drink, but 2 mins later, I see her dead on the ground. I guess she couldn't see the bottle flying at her face. Then I laughed and went home.

Yo mama so stupid, you could not even be born because of her idioticness.

Why was Huggy Wuggy not able to hug Cody’s mom?

Because she was so fat he couldn’t fit his arms around her.

Did you hear about the blind prostitute?

Well, you got to hand it to her.

Yo mama's so fat that when Legolas killed her, Gimli counted her for two.

How come yo mama did not come straight home from work last night? Because her daughter had sex with her boyfriend and got drunk.

Imogen Savage will send you nudes. @imogensav is her Snap.

Her (DYM 88).

What’s red, 11 inches, and makes my girlfriend cry when I slap her with it?

Her miscarriage.

Yo mama is so ugly that even Donald Trump couldn't be inside her dreams.

This is about Gwen.

I don't know her, but people are just causing too much drama over one person who never said one thing to them.

Kenya text: Guys, leave Gwen alone! Pls! It is not her fault...btw STOP AND GO TO ATHORE JOKES

Coworker, why is Sara so blue?

Is it because Sara wishes she had a man? coworker she always watches you with your husband together out of love. You better watch out dear, she might "saraorize" him, with her crooked teeth and ultra-thin lips.

Why couldn't the girl with no arms hug her parents?

Because she had none of the above.

I looked at my daughter. I told her what's wrong.

She said I wasn't being a daddy to her until...