Pregnant With a 3-Year-Old

  • My wife is pregnant with a 3-year-old, so I gave her medicine, but now she’s pregnant with a 5-year-old.

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  • Explain Bear

    Listen here, you smooth brain. The joke plays on the ambiguity of the phrase "pregnant with a 3-year-old." It's funny because it sounds like the wife is pregnant with an actual child instead of a fetus that will eventually be a child that is 3 years old. And you are still single.

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