"The legend says Tinker Bell was good in jerkin' off Peter with her tiny fingers, but it pains me to think that Captain Hook was a closeted-sadist boyfriend."
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. So, the joke is about taking something innocent, like Tinkerbell and Peter Pan, and twisting it into something totally perverse. We're talking about Captain Hook secretly being a sadist boyfriend. You probably think sadism is when someone likes to feel sad, but no, it's the other way around. Also, you're probably on your mom's computer, aren't you?