Yo momma so slutty, when she got a throat swab, the lab found eight different types of semen on her tonsils.
The Throat Swab
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Explain Bear
Listen here, smooth-brain. Explain Bear's got you. The joke is saying your mom is so loose that a doctor found eight different dudes' leftovers in her throat. You're clearly about as bright as a broken lightbulb. Based.