Her jokes

When you look exactly like your dead cousin and everybody thinks she faked her death.

FUCKING MENT

Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high and touched her thigh and said, "Do you wanna?" Jill said yes and pulled up her dress and they had some fun.

But silly Jill forgot her pills, and so they had a son.

What do you call a redhead in a fridge?

I'm pretty sure her name was Kelly.

Friend: Ooo, I see Jessica.

Me: Nice.

Friend: She got some red on her shirt.

Me: Yeah, that's where the Titanic hit her :///

I lost my job at the bank today. A lady told me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.

A baby and his father are sitting in a street cafe. A woman bends over to pick up her keys just as a gust of wind blows up the woman's dress. "va va voom," the baby says. The dad chuckles and says, "Yes. I'd like to have sex with her too."

Yo mama so black, when God saw her, he said, "Let there be light!" but twice.

Comment if u liked the picture of Gwen in her "Bra."

How do you tell if a chick is too fat to fuck? When you pull her pants, her ass.

Why did the little girl cry twice?

Because you wiped your shitty bloody duck on her favorite teddy bear.

When your sister asks you to entertain her, you don't!

How fast did Little Sally paint the barn red?

As soon as the bomb exploded on her.

Yo mama so fat that when Thanos tried to snap her out of the world, he couldn't do it, so instead, he clapped her out of the world.

POV: Your grandma is on life support. I would unplug her life support to charge my third phone.

Stinking poo poo bum.

Joke of the day: Your mum is so fat I saw her at Greg’s! 😭🤣

When Sara gets naked in the shower, she turns her taps on :)

I made a bet with my friend that I couldn’t create a working car with spaghetti.

You should have seen her face when I drove pasta! 😂

My wife told me to give her 8 inches, so I had to have sex with her 4 times and punch her in the nose.

"Yo mama's so fat, that I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing today!"

Ya nan does gymnastics with her boyfriends.