Her jokes
Today I asked my sis to take out the trash, and I shoved her outside!
Yo mama so fat even God could not lift her spirits.
If I worked for Edexcel, I'd give Caroline Flack an A* for her physics experiment.
How did they know the teacher onboard the spaceship had dandruff?
Cause her Head and Shoulders were everywhere!
Yo momma so fake, even Barbie got jealous of her!
awww
A kindergarten teacher asks her students, "Do you know any words that start with P?"
Little Timmy responds with, "Elmo."
Yo mama is so fat that even CaseOh couldn't bang her.
Yo mama so fat that when he was talking to a man, her bowels fell out.
Yo mama so fat that John Cena couldn’t get her down with an Attitude Adjustment!
Yo mama so fat when The Rock hit her with a Rock Bottom, her big fat ass belly let all the pizza explode out of her belly!
How do you give a woman from Alabama a nice compliment?
Answer: You say to her, "Hey, nice tooth!"
I had sex with my German girlfriend; it was kinda weird though. She kept yelling her age. I don't know why.
Did I tell you I finally got my wife to scream during sex? Yeah, you should have heard her the other day when I walked in on her.
Your mama's breath smells so bad, people can't wait for her to fart.
Your mum is so fat, when the doctors did her x-ray, the doctor said to her, "I want your x-ray, not an elephant's x-ray!"
My friend said she wanted to fly, so I pushed her off a building.
Your mama is so ugly, her reflection ran away!
Your mama is so fat. Her high school picture is an aerial photograph.
Your mama is so fat and stupid. She got hit by a school bus. Her reply was, "Who threw that Twinkie at me?"
Your mama is so fat, guys have to bring climbing equipment to have sex with her.