Her jokes
Did you know that Princess Diana had dandruff?
They found her Head and Shoulders on the car dashboard.
Yo mama is so ugly, when I took a picture of her, my phone screen cracked.
Her: Eat my ass!
Me: Yes, chef!
I was driving a car and a fat person was crossing the street. When I swerved my car to miss her, I ran out of gas.
Your mom is so fat nobody can compare her to anything.
I scanned an emo girl's arm the other day. Now I own her, only 3.99 with tax. That's a steal and a half, woopeeee!
One day, someone's ex was going to the kitchen to get something to eat, and her ex-boyfriend was there and gave her an apple. Next minute, she had chlamydia. What did the boyfriend do?
Her (DYM 121).
Would you rather eat a girl out who has: herpes, COVID, and AIDS while she is on her period?
Or eat live worms, bats, and mice?
I used to be a fan, but after seeing her OnlyFans account, I'm a whole air conditioner.
Your mom is so ugly that even Medusa turned to stone from looking at her!
Yo mamma so dumb, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
It was my cousin's birthday and my mom said what should we get her? I said a rope.
Your mom is just like Rapunzel, but instead of letting down her hair, she lets everyone down! OHHHHH!
Your momma's so fat, when I went to suck her tit, I got a mouthful of knee.
A man sees a girl crying and asks her what's wrong.
The girl replied, "Everyone keeps making fun of me."
"You should tell your parents," I replied back.
The girl started crying even more. That's when I got confused and left the orphanage.
During school today, a girl gave my friend her number. When I saw it, it was the principal's number.
I'm freshfry. I don't know what Alya's problem is, but just leave her alone, ok? Thanks.
Yo mama so fat, a bus ran into her and she said, "WHO THREW THAT TWINKIE AT ME?!"
Yo momma so fat she died at 5. Her kids, f
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