Her jokes
What did the female rapper say when her boyfriend pulled his pants down and exposed his huge balls?
“I like big nuts and I cannot lie!”
What do a pregnant 14-year-old and the fetus inside of her have in common?
They both are thinking, "Shit! Mom is gonna kill me!"
My wife told me to pass her some chapstick, but then I realized she hasn’t talked to me in a month, then remembering I gave her super glue.........ehh I’m done with her big ass mouth.
My mom wanted me to brush my hair.
And I just told her that even pet animals don't like their hair brushed...
How can you tell that a woman is asking for sex? Wait for her to drop a bomb on you.
I was fucking this girl, and I started to make her cry.
She mumbled things and squirmed, but I couldn't hear her through the gag I put in her mouth.
Sally jumped out a plane, she forgot her parachute!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally...
How did she die?
A bomb came down whilst falling through the sky.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
A bomb.
My sister said, "LET'S GO TO PIZZA!" So, I went to the pizza shop with her and she replied, "We really only needed the car?"
A lady comes into the boys' bathroom and a boy sees her.
"This is not a girls' bathroom," he says.
She answers, "I don’t care," she says, "I NEED TO PEE!"
I approached her in the checkout line and said, "Yo baby wassup?"
I gave her a lift back to her crib because her car wouldn’t start.
"Pray to God her inside her head. I'm scared of God."
Yo momma is so ugly even the trash man wouldn't pick her up.
Yo mama so old her Bible was autographed by Jesus.
"Yo mama's so fat that when she farts, Al Gore accuses her of global warming."
Your mama so chubby, people call her fat.
Your mom is so ugly that she uses Snapchat filters to make her pretty.
Your mom's been giving me attitude lately, so I told her to shut her mouth. When she did, it caused me to lose 4 inches.
Hugging Leo is a great way to commit suicide... you’d just drown in all her fatness.
Yo mama so fat, it took the Flash 40 years to run around her.