Her jokes

Your mom's been giving me attitude lately, so I told her to shut her mouth. When she did, it caused me to lose 4 inches.

Hugging Leo is a great way to commit suicide... you’d just drown in all her fatness.

I have a crush on a girl and both her parents are millionaires.

I guess that gives the term "Eat the rich" a whole new meaning.

Yo mama's so fat that even Dora don't have time to explore her!

Your mama so chubby, people call her fat.

"Pray to God her inside her head. I'm scared of God."

Yo mama so old her Bible was autographed by Jesus.

I got barred from Weight Watchers today.

It wasn't my fault; it was the fat ass next to me who spilled her box of Maltesers onto the floor in the middle of the room. All I did was say that it was the funniest game of Hungry Hungry Hippos that I have ever seen.

Yo mama is so big, her belt size is "equator."

Yo momma's so fat, it takes her 1,000,000 hours on the toilet.

Your mom is so fat that Dora couldn't explore her.

Yo mama so fat, it took the Flash 40 years to run around her.

I told my cousin since we're not blood-related our parents would let us date.

Her pants were on fire.

Yo mama is so fat that when I was printing a picture of her last year, it's still printing.

I asked my mother about her mom.

She said she was in a better place. After that, I asked her where that place is. She didn't know, so I sent her to a better place.

What's the difference between my wife and her sisters?

Her sisters ate hotter, and I married the grenade.

Yo mama is so fat, the country of Russia isn't big enough to house her!

Yo mama so OLD...

Her first Christmas... WAS the FIRST CHRISTMAS!

Hi guys, jokes for sister.

So I was listening to a song about "I hate you, are annoying, sister. I'm small and I'm smart," and when I showed it to her, she killed me, and later I was dancing and crying.

My wife told me to hang her the salt, so I beat the shit out of her. My name's Kyle, by the way.