Her jokes
Sally jumped out a plane, she forgot her parachute!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally...
How did she die?
A bomb came down whilst falling through the sky.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
A bomb.
I approached her in the checkout line and said, "Yo baby wassup?"
I gave her a lift back to her crib because her car wouldn’t start.
Yo momma is so ugly even the trash man wouldn't pick her up.
Your mama so chubby, people call her fat.
Yo mama so old her Bible was autographed by Jesus.
"Pray to God her inside her head. I'm scared of God."
What's the difference between my wife and her sisters?
Her sisters ate hotter, and I married the grenade.
Yo mama is so fat that when I was printing a picture of her last year, it's still printing.
My girlfriend broke up with me, so I stole her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back!
Uma Thurman in "Pulp Fiction" was very kind and possibly the sweetest character, unless you count her forehead as of now.
I got barred from Weight Watchers today.
It wasn't my fault; it was the fat ass next to me who spilled her box of Maltesers onto the floor in the middle of the room. All I did was say that it was the funniest game of Hungry Hungry Hippos that I have ever seen.
Yo momma's so fat, it takes her 1,000,000 hours on the toilet.
Yo mama is so big, her belt size is "equator."
Yo mama's so fat that even Dora don't have time to explore her!
My wife told me to hang her the salt, so I beat the shit out of her. My name's Kyle, by the way.
Your mom is so fat that Dora couldn't explore her.
Hi guys, jokes for sister.
So I was listening to a song about "I hate you, are annoying, sister. I'm small and I'm smart," and when I showed it to her, she killed me, and later I was dancing and crying.
My sister said, "LET'S GO TO PIZZA!" So, I went to the pizza shop with her and she replied, "We really only needed the car?"
Yo mama is so fat, the country of Russia isn't big enough to house her!