Her jokes

Why can't a homeless person be seen around your wife?

Because she'll ask for her cardboard box! Ahahah.

Yo mama so thick, they need an aircraft carrier to take her places.

Your mama is so stupid, she put a ruler under her pillow to measure how long she slept.

Yo mama so fat, she has her own gravitational pull.

Spell "Peppa." Okay. P. E. P. P. A. Hahaha! You said peepee.

I tried this with my sister Makenna because she loves Peppa Pig and has a backpack of it. So I told her to spell her backpack's letters and tricked her... And she is only four years old and my secret is I am only eight years old.

Yo mama so ugly when she looked in the mirror, her reflection threw up and ran away.

"Yo mama so fat when she got buried it took them all the trees on Earth for her coffin."

Yo mama so hot that even Sodapop Curtis flirts with her.

Yo mama is so ugly that not even the Socs wanted to jump her.

Yo mama is so evil that Dallas Winston fell in love with her.

How do you embarrass a female archaeologist?

Give her a used tampon and ask which period it came from.

Yo mama so fat, when I swerved to miss her, I ran out of gas.

Yo mama so stupid, she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.

Yo mama is so fat, the doctor asked for her weight, she told her phone number.

Yo mama is so fat that her belt size is the equator.

Yo mama so fat that when she went on the scale, it showed her phone number.

How did Helen Keller dance? Very Bad.

How did Helen Keller draw? With her hand.

"Hola, soy Dora. Do you see the cliff? Say, "backpack." Tell her that we need Amanda. While I push her off the cliff, you will not peek. Did you just peek? Close your eyes, you silly goose." The end.

What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable?

Putting her back in the wheelchair when you're done.

Yo mama is so ugly that Rick Astley gave her up.