Her jokes
Yo momma's so stupid, her family tree is a telephone pole.
I was at the park the other day and sat down on the bench next to a mum and her daughter, and she asked which one was my kid, and I said I haven't decided yet.
My mom told me to help her with the laser, but it was opposite day, so I pushed her down.
She said help, so I kicked her.
How does a hillbilly mother know when her daughter is on her period? Her son’s dick tastes like blood.
I lost my job at the bank. Some lady asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her.
Her Name was Lola. She was a loner. At the Copa I saw her And I just wanted to bone her!
Her name was Lola.
She was a loner.
At the Copa.
Then I saw her,
And I got a boner.
The next morning,
She couldn't remember if I banged her.
Why is Jenna Marbles so funny? She lost all her marbles.
At weddings my mom always tells me I’m next. So I say the same to her, at funerals.
Your mom is so hairy that King Kong got jealous of her.
I bought my sister a trampoline. She sat in her wheelchair and cried.
Yo mama so ugly, we all are trying to help her look better.
My girlfriend asked me to hand her lipstick, but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn't talking to me.
"Hola, soy Dora. Do you see the cliff? Say, "backpack." Tell her that we need Amanda. While I push her off the cliff, you will not peek. Did you just peek? Close your eyes, you silly goose." The end.
What do you call 3 orphan girls in a tornado?
All of her twist.
I saw a girl with blond hair. She was sexy and beautiful. I thought she was the most hottest girl I ever saw, so I ran up to her feeling hot.
There once was a man who beat his wife, And before he even knew it, he ended her life. His hands were a mess, all red and bloody, He had to find somewhere to hide the body.
I was going to listen to a funny comment about abortion, but her joke was crap.
My wife is so fat! I took her to the Grand Canyon. She fell in and got stuck!
My wife is so fat, I took her to the Macy's Day parade. They attached ropes to her.