Her jokes

Yo mama so fat, Donald Trump built a wall around her.

Your Mom is so friking fat, that when she ripped her pants and went to the seamster, they said, "We don't sew curtains!"

My girlfriend’s dog died, so I bought her another, identical one.

She just screamed at me and said: “What am I meant to do with two dead dogs?!?”

My girlfriend broke up with me, so I decided to take her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?

So your wife has died, and now she is marginally better in bed than before.

If you really want to get her to wiggle, simply add maggots.

"Joe Biden's mom is so fat, she's very fat folks, she's so fat I'm gonna use her to build my new wall"-Trump

It’s almost take her to Spirit Halloween, and then rail her in a spooky mask season.

I will unplug your life support to kill my mum and then give her blood so she can bleed more.

My grandma stubbed her toe in an elevator on September 21st.

A man has been dating a girl forever. He finally says, "I love you." The girl says, "Aww, thanks." The man looks at her, "Are you not gonna say it back?" The girl says, "No, I can’t."

Do you know the teacher that went up into space?

You know what her husband said to her? "I will feed the dog; you feed the fish."

So my friend died. I was at her casket. I said I'll see you on the other side, so I went to the other side of the casket.

I went to my girlfriend's house one day in Alabama when I met her brother. He said, "Well, I guess there's no more you stuck in the dryer."

After a week of this, she can't stand it any longer.

The woman goes into her supervisor's office and tells him that she wants to file a sexual harassment suit against the man and explains why.

Yo mama is so dumb, her reflection said, "Who are you?"

A 7-foot-tall man walks into a restaurant with his 4-foot-tall girlfriend, and the maitre d' says to the waiter, “He must be nuts over her.”

What does a beaten woman do when she comes home from the hospital?

Dishes if she knows what's good for her health.

Your momma's so fat, when she pulls her knickers down, her ass is still in 'em!

One day, a lady and her husband were talking and it was time for dinner. He got up and sat at the dining room table, and the lady brought the plate of food in and she sat it down in front of him. "What's this?" he said. The lady said, "A piece of shit...honey! Want some water to drink?"

I will unplug your life support to kill my mum and give her it so she can bleed more.