Her jokes
"Joe Biden's mom is so fat, she's very fat folks, she's so fat I'm gonna use her to build my new wall"-Trump
It’s almost take her to Spirit Halloween, and then rail her in a spooky mask season.
My grandma stubbed her toe in an elevator on September 21st.
My sister lost two things today:
1: Her virginity.
2: Her job at the zoo.
What did Lucy say when she saw her sonogram?
"Looks like a rerun."
Her (DYM 101).
After a week of this, she can't stand it any longer.
The woman goes into her supervisor's office and tells him that she wants to file a sexual harassment suit against the man and explains why.
Her (DYM 70).
Madeline Mcannot find her.
My sister is really disrespectful, and her famous words are, "You're not my parent!" The next time she says this, I'm going to respond back with, "You're right, because I would have worn a condom to protect from you being born unlike my dad did!"
My ex misses me, but her aim is getting better.
There was a big problem yesterday.
My dishwasher has stopped working; her visa had expired.
Me: I have the body of a 28 year old.
Her: Prove it.
Me: (opens freezer)
Prince, I promise you that "qwen" girl you're chatting with is a faker! I am the real lover for you, not her. She's a stranger!
Where does Kristen Stewart get her virginity from? She gets it from her mama and papa.
I just got off the phone with Kristen Stewart yesterday. She said I was invited to her cookout this Friday. I said I'll come by and bring some drinks, like wine, beer, and liquor, so we can get our freak on all night and drink some cherry wine until daybreak ends.
The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick, but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn’t talking to me.
I told my sister that when you go to bed with an itchy butt, you're going to have smelly fingers in the morning, and I've never heard her laugh so hard in my life.
Why does Megan sound like a man, but she is a good singer and rapper, but then people talk about her? What's y'all rapper are singer?
Why doesn't the witch wear panties?
To get a better grip on her broom stick!