Her jokes
Once a man goes to a restaurant. Then, he was waiting until the waitress comes and tells him that they don't have food.
He was grumpy, but the waitress make him relaxing by unbuttoning her pants and undressing her panties and uncovering clothes from her pussy until everything get striped, then she say to him: "Good meal."
A man walks into a bar. He sees a family court judge, his wife, her lawyer, and a police officer. He gets on his hands and knees and prays to God out loud. The bartender says, "Why are you praying?" He says, "Because I just saw the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse, and the bible tells me when I see them the end is at hand."
Yo mama so ugly, when Santa saw her, he said, "Ho, ho, hole shit!"
What is a woman doing with an empty sheet?
Reading her rights!
My sister’s birthday is on 9/11. When she opened her presents, she jumped up with an explosion.
Memes
Her chest was so flat, I felt gay while hugging her.
When your gf tells you to treat her like a queen,
and then you remember you’re French.
Her: I love Kobe Bryant!
Me: Helicopter Helicopter
Her:.....
Me: At least you don't say save the trees, cus damn Kobe is good.
What do you call a Chinese hooker that won't get on her knees?
Cantonese...
Why was the emo mad?
The picture got hung, not her.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana.
Jack got high, touched Jill's thigh, and said, "I know you wanna."
But silly Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a kid.
Yo mama so ugly even bullets refuse to kill her.
Your mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
My mom smashed my Xbox, so I smashed her daughter. 😏
What do you call a blonde who's dyed her hair brunette?
Artificial intelligence.
Yo mama so fat they faked COVID-19 just to put a mask on her.
My sister thinks she's so smart and funny. The only thing that is funny is her face.
My 14 year old daughter went shopping at a grocery story.
She gets to the register and she asked the cashier to scan her scarred wrist.
The cashier scanned it and replied with, "Ma'am this item is worthless."
A dad and son walk into a strip club. The people in the strip club said he was too young to be in here, so they had to leave. Ten years later, they went back there. They saw a small dancer. The father walked over there and said the woman looked too small to be in here. Her reply was... "I wasn't dancing ten years ago."
Son: Why is my sister’s name Paris?
Dad: Because we conceived her in Paris.
Son: Thanks, Dad.
Dad: No problem, Quarantine.