Her jokes
Did you know Helen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard?
No, and neither did she.
How do you get a hippy pregnant?
Cum on her feet and let the flies do the rest.
There’s a woman cutting onions when her husband walks in and starts crying. Onions was a good dog.
First date be like:
Me: "I work with animals every day."
Her: "Oh, how sweet! What is it exactly that you do with them?"
Me: "I'm a butcher."
Guy: Hi, how was your day today?
Woman: Good!
Guy: *Well I can’t ask her out cause she’s pregnant*
Guy: How many months pregnant are you?
Woman: What to you mean?!?! Also, I’m not pregnant.
true though
How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her? She found another woman's lipstick on his knuckles.
Yo mama's so fat, I run around her for exercise.
Yo mama so fat I bet that her fart can clear a room in seconds.
I remember asking my mum: "What's a couple?"
She replied, "Two or three."
Which probably explains her collapsed marriage.
I told her "I love you." She said, "I love me too."
What do a 14-year-old and the fetus inside her have in common?
They both say, "Ohh sh*t, my mom is going to kill me!"
Have you ever noticed when a woman is pregnant all her friends touch her stomach and say “congrats,” but none of them touch the man’s penis and say “well done?”
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Why did the strawberry cry?
Her mom was in a jam.
My sis is very funny. Her fave joke is:
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Mr. Nobody." "Mr. Nobody who?" "I just told you!"
Love is the best picture you can use to be able for her and I was able for her in the best place for her and I have to be honest and a great team of the team and the way it goes is the first 4th year of my life in my life as a new 💕.
Yo' mama is so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for her gumball.
Yo mama so fat it took Nationwide three years to get on her good side.
My pathological cheater of a sister wanted to play a board game with me.
I turned her down because I didn't like the Risk involved.
What kind of shirts does Sally's parents get her?
Long sleeves.
What do you call a blonde girl standing on her hands?
A brunette with bad breath.