Her jokes
I told her "I love you." She said, "I love me too."
What do you call a blonde girl standing on her hands?
A brunette with bad breath.
How do you know your sister’s on her period? Your sisters pussy taste funny
I was at work and a few fat women came up to me and asked for some help.
Later that week, I ran into them on the dance floor. One of them asked me if I wanted to dance. I told her no. The other asked me if I knew what was cracking. I calmly said, "The floor."
Sayori: *dies*
Monika: "You kinda left her hanging... 😊"
MC: "😨"
What is the difference between a feminazi and a female prostitute?
If you want the female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
A daughter asked her mother how to spell penis. Her mom said, "You should have asked me last night. It was at the tip of my tongue."
Yo mama is so retarded, they tell her it was gonna be chilly outside, she went and got a bowl!
When Helen Keller drives a car, people call her Asian.
Yo mama so old,
her memory is black and white.
Yo mama so fat, Bill Gates went broke trying to buy her dinner.
What is a redneck virgin?
Answer: A seven-year-old that can run faster than her brothers!
I saw a girl crying. I asked her where her parents were, and she started to cry even more.
Man, I love working in the orphanage.
Yo mama's so fat her belly button has an echo.
What's the difference between me and my mate...
I left my dad, while hers left with their friend Cancer.
I used to be in a special needs class, and the teacher sent a student (if you want to call them that) out to the hall for being late.
I asked her, "Why did you send James out to the hall?"
She said, "She was a little tardy."
I asked her, "I thought they all were."
How does a blonde punish her blind son? She takes away his TV privileges.
How does a blonde punish her deaf son? She takes away his telephone privileges.
How does a blonde punish her paraplegic son? She gives him a spanking.
What can you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing that you haven't told her twice already.
Your mama is so fat, when scientists discovered her, they thought it was a new galaxy.
Why is it okay for a woman to use me when she feels like it, but when I use her body when I feel like it, I am the bad guy?