Her jokes
You know why they call her Wonder Woman?
She's always wondering where she parked her invisible jet.
My dad told me and my sister to stop arguing, so I threw her out the window instead.
What’s the difference between KFC and a woman on her period?
One’s finger-licking good and the other is just a fast food restaurant.
My ex wanted to humiliate me in front of her friends, so she said I was useless in bed.
Should have seen her face when they all disagreed.
Yo mama's so fat, I swerved to miss her in my car and ran out of gas.
Sally had 9 pounds of boobs (9), which was 2 2 many (922), so on the 9th of the month (9229) at 6pm (92296) on 68 street (922968), she went to doctor x to get 6 operations (922968x6) and left her (flip your calculator) boobless.
Yo mama's so fat her belly button has an echo.
Today, I saw my friend go crazy eating her ham sandwich. When she went to the bathroom, I checked inside her ham sandwich, and there were fresh drugs.
I got a PS5 for my nine-year-old sister. At the time, I thought it was the best trade I’d ever made. But now I’m regretting not being able to molest her anymore.
Yo mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
Yo mama's so stupid, when thieves broke into her house and stole the TV, she chased after them shouting, "Wait, you forgot the remote!"
Yo mama's so old, her social security number is one.
I saw a girl crying. I asked her where her parents were, and she started to cry even more.
Man, I love working in the orphanage.
What is a redneck virgin?
Answer: A seven-year-old that can run faster than her brothers!
The emo girl in my class did her photosynthesis project on a tree. Little did she know that would be her demise later on.
The other day my wife told me to pass her her lipstick, but I accidently passed her a glue stick... she still isn't talking to me.
Your mama is so fat, when scientists discovered her, they thought it was a new galaxy.
Yo mama so old,
her memory is black and white.
Yo mama so fat, Bill Gates went broke trying to buy her dinner.
I asked my wife to embrace her mistakes.
She gave me a hug.