Her jokes
I saw a girl crying. I asked her where her parents were, and she started to cry even more.
Man, I love working in the orphanage.
What is a redneck virgin?
Answer: A seven-year-old that can run faster than her brothers!
The emo girl in my class did her photosynthesis project on a tree. Little did she know that would be her demise later on.
My ex wanted to humiliate me in front of her friends, so she said I was useless in bed.
Should have seen her face when they all disagreed.
Yo mama's so fat, I swerved to miss her in my car and ran out of gas.
Yo mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
Yo mama's so old, her social security number is one.
The other day my wife told me to pass her her lipstick, but I accidently passed her a glue stick... she still isn't talking to me.
I got a PS5 for my nine-year-old sister. At the time, I thought it was the best trade I’d ever made. But now I’m regretting not being able to molest her anymore.
What’s the difference between KFC and a woman on her period?
One’s finger-licking good and the other is just a fast food restaurant.
Did you know Helen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard?
No, and neither did she.
What kind of shirts does Sally's parents get her?
Long sleeves.
Q: What did the little girl say to her leper daddy?
A: "Oops, I got your nose!"
Love is the best picture you can use to be able for her and I was able for her in the best place for her and I have to be honest and a great team of the team and the way it goes is the first 4th year of my life in my life as a new 💕.
A girl walks up to her blind friend who she had not seen in a while and says: "Long time no see!"
The woman became extremely uncomfortable with the man she had just met. While he lay beside her, romantically kissing and stroking her neck he whispered, “I called the number you gave me at the bar tonight. Someone named Alvin answered who has never heard of you.”
My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair and guess who came crawling back!
Your mama is so fat, when I think of her in my head, she just broke my neck.
First date be like:
Me: "I work with animals every day."
Her: "Oh, how sweet! What is it exactly that you do with them?"
Me: "I'm a butcher."
I had to go to my friend's house.
I went in her basement and I saw taped mouths that are KIDS in the basement... Is my friend OK???