Her jokes
Yo mama so fat she got married by 20 men, but they think there's only one side of her! I tried making one of my own.
Yo mama so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," he just asked her to move.
I saw a pretty girl walking outside. I asked for her number.
We met up and began to have sex. She told me to turn over, which was weird. I felt a stinging pain in my ass all of a sudden.
Yo mama so ugly, when Santa saw her, he said, "Ho, ho, hole shit!"
What do you call a Chinese hooker that won't get on her knees?
Cantonese...
I would rather be drugged and robbed by Cardi B than listen to her f***ing music.
Why was the emo mad?
The picture got hung, not her.
A dad and son walk into a strip club. The people in the strip club said he was too young to be in here, so they had to leave. Ten years later, they went back there. They saw a small dancer. The father walked over there and said the woman looked too small to be in here. Her reply was... "I wasn't dancing ten years ago."
My 14 year old daughter went shopping at a grocery story.
She gets to the register and she asked the cashier to scan her scarred wrist.
The cashier scanned it and replied with, "Ma'am this item is worthless."
My sister thinks she's so smart and funny. The only thing that is funny is her face.
Yo mama so fat they faked COVID-19 just to put a mask on her.
What is a woman doing with an empty sheet?
Reading her rights!
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
Her chest was so flat, I felt gay while hugging her.
My sisterβs birthday is on 9/11. When she opened her presents, she jumped up with an explosion.
When your gf tells you to treat her like a queen,
and then you remember youβre French.
Kiss a girl on the forehead make her happy for a day.
If you give her anal you'll make her whole weak.
Yo mama so fat, they had to give her a license plate.
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy, but Jack got a shock and a mouthful of cock because Jillβs real name was Randy.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana.
Jack got high, touched Jill's thigh, and said, "I know you wanna."
But silly Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a kid.