Her jokes
My sis is very funny. Her fave joke is:
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Mr. Nobody." "Mr. Nobody who?" "I just told you!"
I told her "I love you." She said, "I love me too."
Why did the strawberry cry?
Her mom was in a jam.
Yo' mama is so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for her gumball.
Yo mama so fat it took Nationwide three years to get on her good side.
Yo mama's so fat her belly button has an echo.
What can you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing that you haven't told her twice already.
I was at work and then a little kid came up to me and she said, "What happened to all the parents?" She sounded so confused, so I told her, "It's only yours, kid, they left you on purpose." She cried. I felt bad for a second and thought, oh well, time to get back to my job at the orphanage.
Once a man goes to a restaurant. Then, he was waiting until the waitress comes and tells him that they don't have food.
He was grumpy, but the waitress make him relaxing by unbuttoning her pants and undressing her panties and uncovering clothes from her pussy until everything get striped, then she say to him: "Good meal."
A man walks into a bar. He sees a family court judge, his wife, her lawyer, and a police officer. He gets on his hands and knees and prays to God out loud. The bartender says, "Why are you praying?" He says, "Because I just saw the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse, and the bible tells me when I see them the end is at hand."
My mom smashed my Xbox, so I smashed her daughter. 😏
What’s the worst thing about having a daughter with cancer? You can’t pull on her hair.
Yo mama so ugly even bullets refuse to kill her.
Your mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
I saw a pretty girl walking outside. I asked for her number.
We met up and began to have sex. She told me to turn over, which was weird. I felt a stinging pain in my ass all of a sudden.
Yo mama so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," he just asked her to move.
Yo mama so fat she got married by 20 men, but they think there's only one side of her! I tried making one of my own.
What is a woman doing with an empty sheet?
Reading her rights!
My sister’s birthday is on 9/11. When she opened her presents, she jumped up with an explosion.