Her jokes
Son: Why is my sister’s name Paris?
Dad: Because we conceived her in Paris.
Son: Thanks, Dad.
Dad: No problem, Quarantine.
Yo mama so fat they faked COVID-19 just to put a mask on her.
But her ass was lookin' good all up in those mom jeans!
Her: I love Kobe Bryant!
Me: Helicopter Helicopter
Her:.....
Me: At least you don't say save the trees, cus damn Kobe is good.
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy, but Jack got a shock and a mouthful of cock because Jill’s real name was Randy.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana.
Jack got high, touched Jill's thigh, and said, "I know you wanna."
But silly Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a kid.
Her chest was so flat, I felt gay while hugging her.
My sister’s birthday is on 9/11. When she opened her presents, she jumped up with an explosion.
When your gf tells you to treat her like a queen,
and then you remember you’re French.
Kiss a girl on the forehead make her happy for a day.
If you give her anal you'll make her whole weak.
Yo mama so fat, they had to give her a license plate.
My sis said only garlic and onions can make you cry.
So I threw an orange at her.
What did Helen Keller do when she fell down a well?
Screamed till her hands fell off.
Yo mama so hairy that bigfoot dated her.
Your momma is so ugly that she went out as herself for Halloween.
Yo mama is so slow, when she stepped on the highway they had to order a crane to come move her from starting traffic.
What's the similarity between a 14-year-old girl and the fetus inside her?
They're both thinking, "Oh fuck, mom is gonna kill me!"
Q: Where did Sally go on her bike? A: Nowhere.
Two girls are at a play and are about to go on the stage.
Ally before the other girl goes on stage: Break a leg!
Rachel: Alright!
On stage, Rachel trips over a stand and breaks her leg.
Rachel calling backstage: I broke my leg!
Yo mama so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," he just asked her to move.