Her jokes
Why was the emo mad?
The picture got hung, not her.
My 14 year old daughter went shopping at a grocery story.
She gets to the register and she asked the cashier to scan her scarred wrist.
The cashier scanned it and replied with, "Ma'am this item is worthless."
Son: Why is my sister’s name Paris?
Dad: Because we conceived her in Paris.
Son: Thanks, Dad.
Dad: No problem, Quarantine.
My sister thinks she's so smart and funny. The only thing that is funny is her face.
A dad and son walk into a strip club. The people in the strip club said he was too young to be in here, so they had to leave. Ten years later, they went back there. They saw a small dancer. The father walked over there and said the woman looked too small to be in here. Her reply was... "I wasn't dancing ten years ago."
Yo mama so fat they faked COVID-19 just to put a mask on her.
When your gf tells you to treat her like a queen,
and then you remember you’re French.
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy, but Jack got a shock and a mouthful of cock because Jill’s real name was Randy.
Yo mama so fat, they had to give her a license plate.
Kiss a girl on the forehead make her happy for a day.
If you give her anal you'll make her whole weak.
Q: Where did Sally go on her bike? A: Nowhere.
What did Helen Keller do when she fell down a well?
Screamed till her hands fell off.
Two girls are at a play and are about to go on the stage.
Ally before the other girl goes on stage: Break a leg!
Rachel: Alright!
On stage, Rachel trips over a stand and breaks her leg.
Rachel calling backstage: I broke my leg!
Your momma is so ugly that she went out as herself for Halloween.
What’s the worst thing about having a daughter with cancer? You can’t pull on her hair.
My mom smashed my Xbox, so I smashed her daughter. 😏
Your mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
Yo mama so ugly even bullets refuse to kill her.
Yo mama so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," he just asked her to move.
Yo mama so fat she got married by 20 men, but they think there's only one side of her! I tried making one of my own.