Her jokes
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy, but Jack got a shock and a mouthful of cock because Jillβs real name was Randy.
Yo mama so fat, they had to give her a license plate.
Kiss a girl on the forehead make her happy for a day.
If you give her anal you'll make her whole weak.
Yo mama so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," he just asked her to move.
Yo mama so fat she got married by 20 men, but they think there's only one side of her! I tried making one of my own.
Memes
I saw a pretty girl walking outside. I asked for her number.
We met up and began to have sex. She told me to turn over, which was weird. I felt a stinging pain in my ass all of a sudden.
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
My sis said only garlic and onions can make you cry.
So I threw an orange at her.
Yo mama so hairy that bigfoot dated her.
Your momma is so ugly that she went out as herself for Halloween.
What's the similarity between a 14-year-old girl and the fetus inside her?
They're both thinking, "Oh fuck, mom is gonna kill me!"
Q: Where did Sally go on her bike? A: Nowhere.
But her ass was lookin' good all up in those mom jeans!
Yo mama is so slow, when she stepped on the highway they had to order a crane to come move her from starting traffic.
Two girls are at a play and are about to go on the stage.
Ally before the other girl goes on stage: Break a leg!
Rachel: Alright!
On stage, Rachel trips over a stand and breaks her leg.
Rachel calling backstage: I broke my leg!
What did Helen Keller do when she fell down a well?
Screamed till her hands fell off.
I would rather be drugged and robbed by Cardi B than listen to her f***ing music.
Whatβs the worst thing about having a daughter with cancer? You canβt pull on her hair.
My sister is the weird dark one and emo of the family. I'm the bright happy one. Once in 3rd grade, I got a huge A on mine, and my sis got a D-.
In the playground near a tree, we were sitting and playing. I said, "Hey, a C- is not that bad," and raised my hand up to give her a high five, but she left me hanging.
A sister told her brother to walk to the store, buy some candy, and watch a movie with her while eating the candy.
But he couldn't walk because he has no legs. He couldn't buy candy because he has no arms. He couldn't watch a movie because he was blind, and he couldn't eat because he has no stomach. Who said he was real?