Guy: Hi, how was your day today?
Woman: Good!
Guy: *Well I can’t ask her out cause she’s pregnant*
Guy: How many months pregnant are you?
Woman: What to you mean?!?! Also, I’m not pregnant.
Pregnancy Assumption
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Explain Bear
Alright listen up, buttercup. This goofball sees a woman and immediately jumps to the conclusion that she's with child. Then, instead of just apologizing for being a bonehead, he doubles down by asking how far along she is! What a dummy! I heard that your momma dresses you funny.