Her jokes
My sister told me words don't hurt her, so I chucked a dictionary at her.
What did the orphan's mum say before she abandoned her child?
OH it's a bitch.
Yo mama is so ugly that not even goldfish smile back at her.
Yo mama's so fat, her pad is a king-size mattress.
Chuck: That's my sister, mister, and I'm gonna save her!
Red: snooore, snoooore
Silver: *straining to get outta buff eagle's grip*
Chuck: *goes super sonic speed and breaks outfit*
Chuck VS RED
Both LOSE!
Your momma's so dumb, she took her driving lesson on a dinosaur.
Q: How did Helen Keller break her wrist?
A: Reading road signs.
So I suggested to my wife that she'd look sexier with her hair back...
Which is apparently an insensitive thing to say to a cancer patient.
What happens when Helen Keller picks her nose?
She slurs her words...
Wow, Aiden, maybe you've been mean to Tenya. She is hurting, close to killing herself, but hey, I can pick your ass since, ya know, that is what I do!
Yo mama so fat that she needs her belly button to beat her home by 15 min.
Your mama so fat, Jupiter is smaller than her.
So I went to the bank and a lady asked me to check her balance... so I pushed her over.
My wife accused me of cheating. I told her she started to sound like my wife.
My daughter is super smart! She pours her own drinks on the floor.
He placed the chocolates and the flowers down beside her.
Silence...
And then at last she spoke...
"Unexpected item in the bagging area."
What’s the difference a hooker an a drug dealer...?? A hooker can wash her crack an resell it.
Yo mama is so fat that when she put on a yellow dress, people called her "taxi."
I work at a bank and an old woman asked me to check her balance.
So I pushed her over.
Yo momma is so ugly, Slenderman runs from her.
It's also why he has no eyes.