Her jokes
What's the difference between a (hypothetical) girl and cancer?
Her dad didn't beat cancer.
Yo momma is so fat, her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.
Your mum is so fat that when she sat on the toilet, she couldn't because her fat ass can't fit on the toilet seat.
What did the mother cheetah say to her cub?
"Go to bed or I'll slap your spots off you!"
So I suggested to my wife that she'd look sexier with her hair back...
Which is apparently an insensitive thing to say to a cancer patient.
Yo mama is so ugly that not even goldfish smile back at her.
What happens when Helen Keller picks her nose?
She slurs her words...
Q: How did Helen Keller break her wrist?
A: Reading road signs.
What did the orphan's mum say before she abandoned her child?
OH it's a bitch.
Wow, Aiden, maybe you've been mean to Tenya. She is hurting, close to killing herself, but hey, I can pick your ass since, ya know, that is what I do!
Yo mama so fat that she needs her belly button to beat her home by 15 min.
What’s the difference a hooker an a drug dealer...?? A hooker can wash her crack an resell it.
I work at a bank and an old woman asked me to check her balance.
So I pushed her over.
What’s the worst thing about having a wife with cancer? You can’t pull on her hair.
Yo mama so fat you can see her from 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 galaxies away!
Yo mama so ugly, just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yes, let's go bury it."
Yo mama so dumb, when the doctor told her she had coronavirus, she bought a new laptop.
Yo mama is so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.
Yo mama so old, she walked into an antique store, and they didn't let her leave.
Yo mama's so ugly that Sonic needed to go fast to get away from her face.