Her jokes

I asked my wife to embrace her mistakes.

She gave me a hug.

Yo mama so old,

her memory is black and white.

What can you tell a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing that you haven't told her twice already.

Yo mama's so fat her belly button has an echo.

Yo mama so fat, that’s why people don’t want to marry her, except for fat guys.

The woman became extremely uncomfortable with the man she had just met. While he lay beside her, romantically kissing and stroking her neck he whispered, “I called the number you gave me at the bar tonight. Someone named Alvin answered who has never heard of you.”

My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair and guess who came crawling back!

A girl walks up to her blind friend who she had not seen in a while and says: "Long time no see!"

Your mama is so fat, when I think of her in my head, she just broke my neck.

I ask the emo girl if she gets jealous when her phone dies.

I know this isn't about glue, but here's one:

Cardi B had a sister who was obsessed with fitness. Her name? Cardi O.

Your momma is so fat, when she chose a yellow shirt when she was on a run, the kids ran after her because they thought they missed the bus.

Why does Helen Keller use her left hand to play with herself?

So she can moan with her right hand.

Today, I saw my friend go crazy eating her ham sandwich. When she went to the bathroom, I checked inside her ham sandwich, and there were fresh drugs.

My ex wanted to humiliate me in front of her friends, so she said I was useless in bed.

Should have seen her face when they all disagreed.

Yo mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.

Yo mama's so stupid, when thieves broke into her house and stole the TV, she chased after them shouting, "Wait, you forgot the remote!"

Yo mama's so fat, I swerved to miss her in my car and ran out of gas.

Did you know Helen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard?

No, and neither did she.

I had to go to my friend's house.

I went in her basement and I saw taped mouths that are KIDS in the basement... Is my friend OK???