Store owner: u have to be 40 inches tall to go into the adult section.
Kid: please.
Store owner: oh okay but get on ur tippy toes.
Kid: ever body is hugging
A midget had a disease and the cure was on the highest shelf
If I grew a nanometer taller for every 2/10 woman expecting a 6’3”+ guy, I would be considered attractive💀
what do you call a dark average height punjabi male?
josiah
What do you say to a guy with Down syndrome who’s on Top of a sky scraper , jump
Q: How tall was Hitlers grass A: *Hitler salute* about this high
A leaf and an emo fell off a cliff, who landed first?The leaf because the rope stopped the emo
we used to be the tallest buildings in new york...
then we took an arab to the knee
I stood on the edge a building and someone yelled "Do a flip!" .....and I did.
How many midgets does it take to change a lightbulb
3. Because it’s the normal persons height
Can’t believe how ungrateful my dwarf next-door neighbor is. I saw him waiting at the bus stop earlier today and offered to give him a lift, but he told me to “fuck off.” In the end, I decided to just close my rucksack and walk away.
Do midgets still start their childhood stories off with, "When I was little"?
like if your short
Teacher: "Ok class, what animal jumps the highest?" Kid: "A leopard." Quiet kid: "No, it's emo kids. Some of them are still in the air." Kid: "Broooooooooooo."
What do you call a FAT Man under 5'9?
a JUMBO shrimp.
Did you hear about the dwarf that had his wallet stolen. Just how low can you get.
You so tall you can go see God but your so tall your balls got small
People always told me to open doors for elders. So I opened the plane door 5,000 feet up in the air for a grandma.
If you have a GF/crush that's shorter than you, go up to her and say "Your short lemme add some inches"
Milk makes you tall right? Well how did you get tall if your dad didn't come back with the milk??
