Your mummy is so tall, she uses the Eiffel Tower as a dildo.
Some people say I like heights; others say I'm a daredevil.
In reality, I like killing myself.
What do you call a tall terrorist? Labomb James.
I had a friend who was a dwarf. He committed suicide. He jumped off a curb.
Your so short, when it rains your the last one to know
Man: how tall is a penguin?
Bartender: about three foot why?
Man: o shit the Bible bashing nuns I fucking hit one
Poor car
What do you call angry midgets?
Short-tempered.
An apple and an emo girl fall from the same height in a tree. Which one hits the ground first? The apple, cuz the noose stops her.
Store owner: u have to be 40 inches tall to go into the adult section.
Kid: please.
Store owner: oh okay but get on ur tippy toes.
Kid: ever body is hugging
A midget had a disease, and the cure was on the highest shelf.
You’ve really gotta hand it to short people because they usually can’t reach it anyway.
If I grew a nanometer taller for every 2/10 woman expecting a 6’3”+ guy, I would be considered attractive.💀
what do you call a dark average height punjabi male?
josiah
What do you say to a guy with Down syndrome who’s on top of a sky scraper? "Jump!"
Short girl: "How do you see up there?"
Tall guy: "Who said that?"
I spit my drink out and then ran away.
Q: How tall was Hitlers grass A: *Hitler salute* about this high
A leaf and an emo fell off a cliff, who landed first? The leaf, because the rope stopped the emo.
we used to be the tallest buildings in new york...
then we took an arab to the knee
I stood on the edge of a building and someone yelled, "Do a flip!"..... and I did.
How many midgets does it take to change a lightbulb
3. Because it’s the normal persons height
