Height jokes
Other girls be like, "I want a 6ft guy", meanwhile I want to be 6ft under. 😃👍
I was walking home when I saw children crossing the street on their own. I went towards him and tapped his shoulder and said, "Hey, little kid, you are not supposed to be walking on your own." The kid turns out to be a dwarf.
When midgets smoke weed, do they get high or do they get medium?
Short people tend to get angry easily...
'Cause they're so close to the ground, their anger doesn't dissipate easily...
When a midget smokes weed, do they get high or medium?
Why do dwarfs laugh when they run a race? Because the grass tickles their balls.
What did the minute hand say to the hour hand?
Why are you so tall?
If you drop an emo and a piece of paper from a tree, which will hit the ground first?
The piece of paper because the rope will stop the emo.
Why couldn’t the midget ride the bus?
He can’t slam dunk his bus fare!
What is the tallest building?
A library 📚
It has the most stories.
What's the difference between a midget and a tall person? Only one of them can ride the rides.
Two Australians walk into a bar. They run into the ceiling fan immediately.
"Mine is 3 inches."
"That's not very lo..."
"From the ground."
When you say, "I'm high!"
But then you fall off.
What did the kangaroo say to the elephant? Hi up there!
Can bees fly higher than Mt. Everest? No? Actually, they can. Mt. Everest can't fly.
Why couldn’t the dwarf husband make his wife pregnant?
Because of his short cummings.
If I place a slide on the edge of a cliff or a really high building, would going down it be considered "suislide"?
Asking for a friend.
Knock knock. Who's there? A boy. A boy who? A boy who can't reach the doorbell knocking at your door.
A fish was swimming around in a pond when he noticed a fly flying around about six inches above the water. He thought, "if that fly drops six inches, I could have myself a nice meal."
There was a bear watching the fish watching the fly. He thought, "if that fly drops six inches, that fish will come up for that fly, and I can catch that fish and have myself a nice meal."
There was a hunter watching the bear watching the fish watching the fly. He thought, "if that fly drops six inches, the fish will get the fly, the bear will go for the fish, and I can shoot the bear and have myself a nice meal."
There was a mouse watching the hunter watching the bear watching the fish watching the fly. He thought, "if that fly drops six inches, the fish will get the fly, the bear will get the fish, the hunter will shoot the bear, drop his sandwich and I can have myself a nice meal."
There was a cat in a tree watching the mouse watching the hunter watching the bear watching the fish watching the fly. He thought, "if that fly drops six inches, the fish will get the fly, the bear will get the fish, the hunter will shoot the bear, drop his sandwich, the mouse will go for the sandwich, and I can catch that mouse and have myself a nice meal."
Then it all happened.
The fly dropped six inches.
The fish came up and caught the fly.
The bear came out and caught the fish.
The hunter got up to shoot the bear and dropped his sandwich.
The mouse went for the sandwich.
The cat jumped from the tree, missed, and landed in the pond.
The lesson that can be learned here is that every time a fly drops six inches, a pussy gets wet.