Why does everyone respect midgets and dwarves?
They never look down on anyone.
I'm having lunch on the roof of twin towers and the biggest plane I've ever seen is flying towa
why do dwarfs hate Fast food Restaurants? Cause most of them have Medium and large
What makes sad people jump? A bridge.
what can Jump the highest? Emo kids some are still in the air
The reason why people are short is because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why am I still alive? Pills give me stomache, blood makes faint, height frightens me...
Women be like men's heights then cry when they get called fat....
You raise me up to stand on mountains said the drawf pornstar on my penis
Why don't dwarfs have cars?: Because they can’t get in the door
Women be like don't body shame then goes to body shame men's heights
im about to tell a dwarf joke, see how short that was.
Why cant dwarf be depressed?
Because they are compressed
What do you say before you jump off a building?
Parkour!
My brother called me short and ugly so i called him an ambulance.
If a midget does meth does he get high or get medium
My friend that use to be married was making jokes about me being short then I told him you're marriage was so short it made me look like Shaquille O'Neal
Why do short people laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
How tall does the grass grow in germany? Zis high 😂😂😂😂😂
Midgit
