Height

Height Jokes

People

You’ve really gotta hand it to short people because they usually can’t reach it anyway.

Woman

If I grew a nanometer taller for every 2/10 woman expecting a 6’3”+ guy, I would be considered attractive.💀

Mama

Yo mama so short, she went to see Santa and he told her to get back to work!

Girl

Short girl: "How do you see up there?"

Tall guy: "Who said that?"

I spit my drink out and then ran away.

Emo

A leaf and an emo fell off a cliff, who landed first? The leaf, because the rope stopped the emo.

Building

We used to be the tallest buildings in New York...

Then we took an Arab to the knee.

Flip

I stood on the edge of a building and someone yelled, "Do a flip!"..... and I did.

Midget

How many midgets does it take to change a lightbulb?

Three, because it’s the normal person's height.

Dwarf

Can’t believe how ungrateful my dwarf next-door neighbor is. I saw him waiting at the bus stop earlier today and offered to give him a lift, but he told me to “fuck off.” In the end, I decided to just close my rucksack and walk away.

Midget

Do midgets still start their childhood stories off with, "When I was little"?

Wheelchair

My cousin is in a wheelchair and wanted to battle.

So I went up a step and said, "It's over Anakin, I have the high ground!"

Account

I went to a tall girl and I asked her, "What do you do for a living?" She says, "An account." So I reply with, "An accounting the hairs on people's heads," and then I run away.