Height

Height jokes

Store owner: You have to be 40 inches tall to go into the adult section.

Kid: Please.

Store owner: Oh okay, but get on your tippy toes.

Kid: Everybody is hugging.

You’ve really gotta hand it to short people because they usually can’t reach it anyway.

If I grew a nanometer taller for every 2/10 woman expecting a 6’3”+ guy, I would be considered attractive.💀

What do you say to a guy with Down syndrome who’s on top of a sky scraper? "Jump!"

Short girl: "How do you see up there?"

Tall guy: "Who said that?"

I spit my drink out and then ran away.

A leaf and an emo fell off a cliff, who landed first? The leaf, because the rope stopped the emo.

I stood on the edge of a building and someone yelled, "Do a flip!"..... and I did.

How many midgets does it take to change a lightbulb?

Three, because it’s the normal person's height.

Can’t believe how ungrateful my dwarf next-door neighbor is. I saw him waiting at the bus stop earlier today and offered to give him a lift, but he told me to “fuck off.” In the end, I decided to just close my rucksack and walk away.

My cousin is in a wheelchair and wanted to battle.

So I went up a step and said, "It's over Anakin, I have the high ground!"