What can a dwarf do standing up that a tall person can't do standing up?
Suck dick.
What can a dwarf do standing up that a tall person can't do standing up perform fellatio
Why don't midgets use tampons?
Answer: They are always tripping over the string.
your so short that you use a ladder to reach a dime
Your so short, I bet your parents left you at home most times when they went to the pool, because they’re scared you’ll drown in the kiddie pool.
You’re so short, you must need a ladder to reach your advice/dreams.
You’re so short you would need a lift to kiss your bride.
You’re so short you could use a pillow as your bed and still have some wiggle room.
Dwarf :pulls down the flap for the mirror. Also dwarf: can’t see
Why do dwarfs laugh when they run?
The grass tickles their balls.
What is the difference between a plane and a helicoptor.
A plane hits a building but a helicopter hits the floor
Well, I didn’t get as high as I wanted to, but I’m high enough that if I fall I’d probably break something.
If there was a quiz on midgets here’s the Midget quiz and the questions that would be on it: 1. When midgets get High on any drug, do they get high or medium? 2. Do midgets come out the closet or the cabinet 3. Are Midgets related to snow whites 7 Dwarfs? 4. Is a midget just a human without the mushroom in Mario? 5. Was this funny?
why was the short person a coward.they didnt stand up to challenges
I saw a dwarf scaling down a prison wall. I thought to myself, "That's a little condescending."
Dwarf Shortage
Other girls be like, "I want a 6ft guy", meanwhile I want to be 6ft under. 😃👍
When midgets smoke weed, do they get high or do they get medium?
When a midget smokes weed, do they get high or medium?
Why do dwarfs laugh when they run a race? Because the grass tickles their balls.
