What’s the best thing about midgets??
They don’t need to bend while giving blowjobs.
What’s the best thing about midgets??
They don’t need to bend while giving blowjobs.
If you drop something, make your short friend get it.
People always told me to open doors for elders. So I opened the plane door 5,000 feet up in the air for a grandma.
If you have a girlfriend/crush that's shorter than you, go up to her and say, "You're short, lemme add some inches."
I'm having lunch on the roof of the Twin Towers, and the biggest plane I've ever seen is flying toward...
Why do dwarfs hate fast food restaurants? Cause most of them have medium and large.
What makes sad people jump? A bridge.
what can Jump the highest? Emo kids some are still in the air
The reason why people are short is because their dad never came back with the milk.