A man goes into heaven and there he meets jesus. He asks Jesus what that broken clock is there for. Jesus says "that is mother teresa's clock it has never moved because she has never lied". "There is Abraham Lincolns clock. He has .lied twice so it has moved twice." "Where is Donald Trump's?" Ask's the man. Jesus answers "it is in my office, I am using it as a ceiling fan."
Why did the child die? To see god our father
Why did stephen Hawking make it to heaven? He couldn't make it up the stairs.
The undertakers famous saying is "Rest In Peace" to all of his opponents but really they don't rest in peace the only peace they get is the from God
There were 15 ugly guys on a bus. The bus crashed and they all went to heaven. God took pity on them and told the ugly dudes they could have one wish. The first guy said,"I want to be handsome. " God granted his wish. The second guy said,"I want to be more handsome than the first guy.", God granted his wish. "The third guy said " I want to be more handsome than the second guy." God granted his wish and this continued on and on until the 15 ugly guy.The ugly guy was laughing. Really hard. "What is your wish?" God asked him. "I WANT ALL THESE GUYS UGLY AGAIN!!!!!" God granted his wish
Why didn’t Steven hawking go to heaven? Because it was a stairway not a rampway
A man is telling his story to someone. "My friends always said that they would kill me if I wore Gucci or Supreme. On April 1st, I wore both and conversed with them."
"Interesting."
"That's the story of how I got to the morgue." he says to The Gatekeeper of Heaven.
Why did Steven Hawkings go to hell? Because he couldn’t go up the stairs to heaven
Hi guys, I have a brain teaser for you! Leave it in the comment section if you figure it out. Here you go! If you kill yourself (suicide which is technically murder) will you go to Heaven or Hell? Because you murdered yourself, but what if you were a Christian? That was my brain teaser for you guys! make sure you leave what you came up with for the answer in the comment section below!! PEACE OUT!!!! :)
When Stephen Hawking entered Heaven and met with the Lord, after a short interview God asked : " Hey Stephen, I need you to explain to me how does all this stuff work ? "
OH MY GOD! IT SPEAKS!
What is the difference between jesus and the devil? When the devil came to earth he was the one with the nail gun.
stephen hawkins couldnt make it to heaven cause there was stairs so he rolled down to hell
Why didn’t Sthephen Hawking go to heaven? Because its a stair case not a ramp
Why can’t Stephan Hawkins go to heaven? Because ther wasn’t a ramp
Q. Why cant Steven Hawkins go to Heaven? A. He can't get his wheelchair up the stairs.
What did Stephen hawking say on the stairway to heaven?
Oh fuck I can’t get up them
A pair of souls were floating up to heaven when they passed a pair of eagles. Ah, eagles, said the souls. The eagles were too polite to say anything.
WHY DID GOD MAKE THE DEVILS DIE...
god is great
GOD better hope they got a elevator to heaven
