God Creates Sharks

[God creating sharks]

God: Ok give them 3 rows of teeth.

Angel: Seems excessive but ok.

God: And make them mean as hell.

Angel: WTF y.

God: BECAUSSE I SAID SO.

Angel:...

God: And make one of the types have a hammer for a head.

Angel: Why do I still work for you?

God: Because I’m the only employer as of right now.

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Alright, listen up, buttercup. This joke is about God making sharks super scary, and the angel is like, "Dude, chill!" Then God makes a shark with a hammerhead just because he can. It's funny because God is acting like a total goofball boss, and the angel is stuck dealing with it. You're probably like that angel, always cleaning up after someone else's mess.

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