How does Jesus make tea?
Hebrews it.
After God created 24 hours of alternating darkness and light, one of the angels asked him, "What are you going to do now?"
God said, "I think I'm going to call it a day."
god creating cats GOD:make the most fluffy cute thing you can think of ANGEL:ok.......................................anything else GOD:YES PUT RAZOR BLADES ON ITS FEET!!!!!!!!
Hey God what are you making?
Just a wooden stick that lights on fire
sounds like a match made in heaven
God: “Steven join us” *sees the staircase to heaven* Steven: “shit”
Jesus took bread and said: "This is my flesh!" Then he took wine and said: "This is my blood!" Then he took mayonnaise and Peter said: "Holy shit, now we gotta stop him!"
[God creating bees] God: putt a needel on their butt Angel: come on god wha- God: make its puke delicious Angel: wtf
What did god say when he made the black human? Oh no i burnt another one
[god creating alligators] God: see that log? Angel:yes...? God: now fill it with teeth. Angel: say again? God: FILL IT WITH TEETH
what did the angel say when it went to heaven? well halo there!
When God created women, it was an accident. He meant to make a man, but then “WHOA-MAN!!”
"My dick fell off in the shower" suddenly a bright flash of white lights. You see God smiling at you. "Joseph, where is your Weiner little one?' He says chuckling lightly.
How did Jesus become self sovern? He screws himself and becomes his own creator.
God:(creating elephants) Make it big Angel:How big? God:As big as my d- Angel: Whoa God:Fine 10 feet tall Angel: That's big bu- God: Put a long thing on it's face
How does Jesus whistle? bye s blowing through the holes in is hands
When someone says Jesus. I say, Bitch, where
Boy:*Scares girl* Girl:GOSH YOU SCARED ME, JESUS Jesus:*Arrives out of nowhere and said wut is it hooman I got work to do* Girl:What work? Jesus:Coming out of nowhere when people say "jesus"
The dear God created the man. Then he created woman. When he then saw what he had done, he took care of tobacco and alcohol.
Mary is hanging out and the angel Gabriel descends behind her and she looks behind her and says Jesus Christ and the angel Gabriel said so you already know
What did god say to the black person Oops I burned one😳
Not racist just funny
