Why doesn't the Sun go to college? Because it has a million degrees.
your hairline is like the universe still waiting to be discovered
Sonic can run around the world in a second.
In that same time, Chuck Norris can run around the Universe.
Why wasn't Michael Jackson admitted to college? He refused to declare a major; he only wanted to do minors.
What's the darkest point in the universe?
The inside of a KFC.
Fun fact: Most of the black holes in the universe are found in Africa!
What collage can Stephen Hawking not attend to? “Stand” Ford university. :3
Fatty told Skinny, "Do you have any food? My stomach is empty and I haven't eaten."
Skinny replied to Fatty, "Well, doesn't seem like you need food, you ate the whole universe instead!"
I was studying in Turin and my professor told me I had to use PENS only. I looked in my bag for pens and they were GONE. I looked at the surveillance footage and saw that CRISTIANO PENALDO stole ALL MY PENS. I was fuming. Shame on you Penaldo!
Why did the slave go to college? To get his master's degree.
Christopher Walkin: "This is a literal universal remote! It actually controls your life! You can pause, you can rewi-" me: power button
Sex dolls are alive in the Toy Story universe.
Why didn't the sun go to college?
Because it already had a million degrees!
What's worse than having an honourary degree from Harvard? Being homeless and haveing a honourary degree from Harvard.
Why didn't the bear go to college? -- Because bears don't go to college.
Where did Milky Way get it's degree? -- At the university.
At first I was skeptical, but the universe has really grown on me.
Where did Michael Jackson go to college? Bring 'em Young.
What did the Alabama graduate say to the Tennessee graduate? "Welcome to McDonald's, may I take your order please?"
What did Allah say when he created the universe ? -Allahu akbar !!!!
