Why doesn't the Sun go to college? -- Because it has a million degrees.
What collage can Stephen Hawking not attend to? “Stand” Ford university. :3
I was studying in Turin and my professor told me I had to use PENS only. I looked in my bag for pens and they were GONE. I looked at the surveillance footage and saw that CRISTIANO PENALDO stole ALL MY PENS. I was fuming. Shame on you Penaldo!
Why did the slave go to college? To get his master's degree.
Why didn't the sun go to college? Because it already had a million degrees!
What's worse than having an honourary degree from Harvard? Being homeless and haveing a honourary degree from Harvard.
Why didn't the bear go to college? -- Because bears don't go to college.
Where did Milky Way get it's degree? -- At the university.
Where did Michael Jackson go to college? Bring 'em Young.
What did the Alabama graduate say to the Tennessee graduate? "Welcome to McDonald's, may I take your order please?"
Why is trump always in debt, his university isn't paid off yet!
Where did Jeffrey Epstein go to college? Bring them young
Heaven is like university, no one get in
What collage do cows go to?- The Mooniversity
your hairline is like the universe still waiting to be discovered
Sonic Can run around the world in a second. In that same time, Chuck Norris can run around the Universe.
What’s the darkest point in the universe? The inside of a KFC
Fun fact: Most of the black holes in the universe are found in Africa!
Fatty told Skinyy "Do you have any food my stomach is empty and I haven't eaten" Skinny replied to Fatty "Well doesn't seem like you need food, you ate the whole universe instead"
Christopher Walkin: "This is a literal universal remote! It actually controls your life! You can pause, you can rewi-" me: power button
