University jokes
Your hairline is so nonexistent, even the universe couldn't find it.
In an alternate universe: I don't know how to solve the power of 10, but I do know how to pay taxes.
Did you know the Alabama Crimson Tide University has the most handicapped people? You know their motto, "Roll Tide."
Yo mama so fat, she's bigger than the universe itself!
What are Michael Jackson’s favorite universities?
Brigham Young and Boise State.
Why is Trump always in debt? His university isn't paid off yet!
Where did Jeffrey Epstein go to college?
Bring them young.
What did the Alabama graduate say to the Tennessee graduate?
"Welcome to McDonald's, may I take your order please?"
Your hairline is so big, it's bigger than the universe!
Your hairline and forehead must be friends, because they go way back further than the universe.
Stephen Hawking died crossing the road. He was hit by a Universal Serial Bus.
At first I was skeptical, but the universe has really grown on me.
Sex dolls are alive in the Toy Story universe.
Where did Milky Way get its degree?
At the university.
I was studying in Turin, and my professor told me I had to use PENS only.
I looked in my bag for pens, and they were GONE. I looked at the surveillance footage and saw that CRISTIANO PENALDO stole ALL MY PENS. I was fuming. Shame on you, Penaldo!
On a scale of Johnny Depp having an erectile dysfunction to Michael Jackson exposing himself in a child day care center, how hard is it to get into Oxford?
August 3rd is the moon of earth, earth, moon, earth, universe.
Heaven is like university: no one gets in.
Why did the slave go to college?
To get his master's degree.
What college can Stephen Hawking not attend?
"Stand" Ford University. :3