"And the Lord said unto John, 'Come forth and receive eternal life,' but John came fifth and got a toaster."
John's Reward
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright listen up, buttercup. This "joke" is saying John was too slow to get eternal life from the Lord so he got a toaster instead. It's funny because toasters are not eternal, and getting eternal life is better than getting a kitchen appliance. You would've understood that if you didn't spend all day on TikTok looking at Gen Z trends.
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