Health jokes
What do kids with cancer and cancer jokes have in common?
They never get old.
What’s the hardest thing to eat on a vegetable? The wheelchair.
Did you hear about the guy whose left side got cut off!
But he’s all right now.
What do you call a girl skeleton dancing?
A bone-étit.
Kid: I have the corona virus!
Nurse: Here is an ice pack.
I’ve got a joke about Alzheimers.
Um.
Oh no. I can’t actually remember it.
Boobs are like friends: you have big ones, small ones, real ones, fake ones, but they all get taken out by cancer.
What’s the difference between an epileptic corn shucker and a prostitute with diarrhea?
The epileptic corn shucker “shucks between fits”...
This isn't a joke; I just want to spread awareness of anatidaephobia.
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a lil' boogie in it ;)
I went to the doctor because I had a steering wheel in my pants, and it was driving me nuts.
Don't drink and park.
Accidents cause people.
A midget had a disease, and the cure was on the highest shelf.
I feel sad because I went to an old man in a wheelchair while he was sitting next to a fire, and I screamed, "Hot Wheels!" 🤣
Today I went to the doctor for a test, and he said I have 10 months to live.
So later that day I stabbed him to death, and the judge sentenced me for 15 years in prison. Problem solved!
What did the terrorist do when his kidneys failed?
Dial-ISIS!
What does one boob say to the other boob?
If we don’t get support, people will think we’re nuts.
What’s the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.
What do you call an emo cancer kid?
Chemo.
What did the grandma say at the hospital when you pulled the tube?...................