Cyanide

Cyanide Jokes

Poison

A man asked for poison and another man gave it to him. The first man took a sip and said, "hmmm, this tastes like arsenic." He took a sip of another and said, "hmmm, this tastes like cyanide. A very unpleasant taste that brings back memories."

Doctor

I wish the doctor would prescribe me some medicine that's actually useful, like cyanide.