Cyanide jokes

What's a depressed person's favorite drink?

A depresso espresso.

JK.

It's cyanide.

What's an Emo's favorite drink?

Water, JK it's cyanide.

A man asked for poison and another man gave it to him. The first man took a sip and said, "hmmm, this tastes like arsenic." He took a sip of another and said, "hmmm, this tastes like cyanide. A very unpleasant taste that brings back memories."

I wish the doctor would prescribe me some medicine that's actually useful, like cyanide.

How did the inkjet printer kill himself?

He drank cyan-ide.

Bleach solves so many problems: stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation.

I accidentally drank a little food coloring last night. I ended up dying inside.

If you push someone that's bullying, if you kill someone that's murder, if there is no evidence it's nothing.

If a person shoots a person about to commit suicide, is it making it less painful, or is it murder?

What's the worst thing about committing suicide? You can only do it once.

What's the only regret you would have when you eventually kill yourself? It wasn't sooner.