Cyanide jokes

What's a depressed person's favorite drink?

A depresso espresso.

JK.

It's cyanide.

What's an Emo's favorite drink?

Water, JK it's cyanide.

A man asked for poison and another man gave it to him. The first man took a sip and said, "hmmm, this tastes like arsenic." He took a sip of another and said, "hmmm, this tastes like cyanide. A very unpleasant taste that brings back memories."

I wish the doctor would prescribe me some medicine that's actually useful, like cyanide.

How did the inkjet printer kill himself?

He drank cyan-ide.

Bleach solves so many problems: stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation.

I accidentally drank a little food coloring last night. I ended up dying inside.

They say that breakfast is the most important meal of the day, well not if it's poisoned.

Then the antidote becomes the most important.

They say there's a person capable of murder in every friendship group. I suspected it was Dave, so I killed him before he could cause any harm.

What turns red, blue then white? The last person that I'd strangle.