What's a depressed person's favorite drink? A depresso espresso.
Jk
It's cyanide.
What’s an Emo’s favourite drink?
Water, JK it’s cyanide
A man asked for poison and another man gave it to him. The first man took a sip and said, "hmmm this tastes like arsenic." He took a sip of another and said, "hmmm this tastes like cyanide. A very unpleasant taste that brings back memories."
I wish the doctor would prescribe me some medicine that's actually useful like cyanide
