what makes a healthy normal man different to a disabled man? "im still standing, yeah yeah yeah" (from elton john)
Roses are red my mental health is blue Karen got no mom like you.
Why am I still alive? Pills give me stomache, blood makes faint, height frightens me...
(Tripple Pun)
What did the momma grape say to the pappa grape?
Raisin are kids is usually pretty fun, but some times they get sunburn and I have to take them to the doctor for dry skin.
My parents were concerned when I said I like to bleed but at least I cut my risk of cancer and stroke in half.
What if your Corona Test is neutral?
Why is the orange so blind? Because it needs to take Vitamin C!
I went for my routine check up last week and everything was going great until the doctor stuck her finger up my butt. Should I look for a new dentist?
My dad and cancer go into a fight never saw my dad after that
Life lesson guys:
Remember, being healthy is basically dying as slowly as possible.
How do you get a fat kid to lose weight?
You pay the ice cream man to keep on driving.
IDK
You have to have real balls to face prostate cancer.
Just not for long!
My friend said why do you have depression there is so much happiness in the world and I said why do you have asma there is so much air in the world
Mother: How is my little cookie 🍪 doing?
Doctor 👩⚕️: Your cookie 🍪 is feeling crummy right now.
Mother: Really?
Doctor 👩⚕️: But don’t worry. Things are about to get batter.
Mother: 😁♥️🍪
Doctor , Doctor, I feel like a pair of Curtains ! what 's wrong with me! calm down calm down Just pull yourself together
The doctor and said he had good news and bad news. The Good news is that you have 24 hours to live. The bad news is I forgot to call you yesterday.
Why are ant colonies very healthy? Because they have lots of anti-bodies.
My friend was told by her doctor that she was morbidly obese.
As if she doesn't have enough on her plate.
WHEN DID I RELIZE COVID WAS SERIOUS
WHEN I SAW UR TEETH SOCAIL DISTANCING
What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking
Tell her to slow down and use lubricant
