Health

Health jokes

Karen

Roses are red, my mental health is blue, Karen got no mom like you.

Bone

Getting hurt is a bone-breaking experience. It's such a spine-tingling event!

Memes

Masturbation

A dad tells his son, "Stop masturbating! If you do it too long, you will go blind."

The son replied, "Dad, I'm over here!"

Cancer

Cancer

What’s the best part about stage four cancer?

There’s no stage five.

Song

What’s someone with AIDS' favorite Taylor Swift song?

"Baby, now we got bad blood."

Cashier

I’m a cashier at a grocery store, and when I’m bored, I draw on my hands with a pen. Well, this guy walks up to me and says, “You know, I got mental illnesses from drawing on myself.”

And so, without thinking, I said, “Well, I’ve already got those, so I think I’m fine...” 😳 He looked concerned. Oops lol.

Tourette

Why can't people with Tourette's learn to drive?

Because they'll cause a car crash.

Counselor

The depressed kid walked into the counselor's office.

"I'm feeling like killing myself," he said.

"Oh no! Don't worry, sweetie, just hang in there!," the counselor responded.

Sperm Bank

Q: Why was the gay man fired from the sperm bank?

A: He got caught drinking on the job.