What's the best part of not wearing a condom when I'm with my girlfriend? My mom went through menopause.
Doctor : I can't treat you ORPHAN: WHy! Doctor :I'm a family Doctor
what were the last words of your grandma in 2020?
"Oh, I think I forgot my mask"
My dad told me a story today his mom my grandma said if a bird gets in ur house someone will die . That day a humming bird got in his U.P.S truck and that’s the day he found out that my grandma had cancer 😭😭😭😭😭 6 weeks later she died .😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
If LAUGHTER is the best medicine, BLESSEDBRIAN’S JOKES are the disease
Only if Africa have enough mosquito nets, the mosquitos will not die of AIDS
ICUP WORKS ON 88% OF PEOPLE
Yo momma so fat when she went for a health consultation, the doc told her to make-do with health insurance.
How do skeletons get COVID? From the coffin!
What do you call a food fight that's been going on for years? A war of nutrition
my mental health
What does the EPA issue when a person stinks up a room with their smelly farts?
Air quality alert code brown!
Health and safety tips: looking at your hairline is hazardous, for your best interest please look away.
What does the beaten women do when she comes home from the hospital? dishes if she knows whats good for her health
if ur fat and transgender, then would you be considered transfat?
Son:Mom, I did the test and I have cancer!
Mom:YOU HAVE CANCER?!
Son:Mom, as my zodiac symbol...
Mom:....
I made a AR that shoots boo boo bullets. It does poison time 10x damage. You have a very go chance of getting STD. Very good AR. Going for 100,000. Email: EatandDrinkbouls@gmail.com
timmy goes to the doctor and says theirs a crack in my butt doctor, Timmy their is a crack is everyone butt see
Things said by racist aliens:
"Some of my best friends are Green." "I just know that Orange guy stole my spaceship." "You're very pretty for a Purple girl." "We know you Tentacletians like to rape everyone with your tentacles!" "Adax Hitao should have finished off you Bluish people." "You 2-headed people are so stupid!" "No Slimatians are allowed in this restaurant because of health codes." "Get out of my store you grigger!" "The Plu Plux Plum meeting is tonight! Let's burn some spaceships on the Greenies' lawns!"
health commercials be like:
serious side effects can cause:
Nausea, Diarrhea, vomiting, chills, fever, Cancer, Diabetes, Aids, Clamedia, Lupus, Ebola, polio, Leprosy, Pulmanary edema, heart attack, heart falure, yellow fever, but worst of all DEATH
