Gender Identity jokes
What do trans men and Pinocchio have in common?
Both are lying when they say "I'm a real boy."
(I'm a trans man myself lol)
If a girl is vegan and she's dating a transgender person, does that mean she's eating fake meat too?
How do you affirm a trans woman's gender?
By kicking him hard in the balls.
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill’s candy, but Jack had a shock with a mouth full of cock cause Jill’s real name was Randy.
With a tight cheeked fanny and shlong expandy, Jack’s face turned uncanny. Off he ranny to tell granny his best friend was a tranny.
Being gay is the most masculine thing that is possible because only men can be gay.
Why do leftists call their child Ariel?
So they can decide whether it wants to be a man, woman, mermaid, or washing powder.
If you think your life is bad, then people are discussing the gender of Mr. Potato Head.
What do trans women bring to lesbian relationships?
Something big and warm 🍆.
What do trans men and Pinocchio have in common?
Both are lying when they say, "I'm a real boy."
If emo grass cuts itself for you, then what do transgender picture frames do?
How can you tell if a man is straight? You don't have to, he will tell you.
I have a trans friend.
He is in a polyamorous relationship and would be straight if they had a dick.
Johnny and Jill went up the hill to lick Jill's yummy candy.
But Johnny got a SHOCK With a mouthful of COCK Because Jill's REAL NAME?
Was Randy. 👹
Why do transgender people have high rates of suicide?
Because they can't accept themselves for who they are, but they want everyone else to accept them.
If you're fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?
You: Hey, Alexa, what is your gender?
Alexa: I identify as Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are...
Me: *hears it* And their pronouns are he/he.
How do you get a trans woman to commit suicide?
Use he/him pronouns on him.
How do you get a trans woman to commit suicide?
Use he/him pronouns on him.
What do you call a bus full of transgender men? T-Mobile.
I just got a taste of Kingston, Ontario's only transgender restaurant: 664 Bath. A Dairy Queen who used to be a Burger King.