Gender Identity

Gender Identity Jokes

Trans Men

What do trans men and Pinocchio have in common?

Both are lying when they say "I'm a real boy."

(I'm a trans man myself lol)

Jack

Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill’s candy, but Jack had a shock with a mouth full of cock cause Jill’s real name was Randy.

With a tight cheeked fanny and shlong expandy, Jack’s face turned uncanny. Off he ranny to tell granny his best friend was a tranny.

Rape

How do you get away with rape and incest in California?

Say you identify as a woman. Fact: It's actually legal to rape your daughter if you are a woman in California.

Man

What do trans men and Pinocchio have in common?

Both are lying when they say, "I'm a real boy."

Health

If you're fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?

Candy

Johnny and Jill went up the hill to lick Jill's yummy candy.

But Johnny got a SHOCK With a mouthful of COCK Because Jill's REAL NAME?

Was Randy. 👹

Pronoun

They found out that Michael Jackson was transgender, he went from he/him to hee-hee.

Man

How can you tell if a man is straight? You don't have to, he will tell you.

Pronoun

You: Hey, Alexa, what is your gender?

Alexa: I identify as Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are...

Me: *hears it* And their pronouns are he/he.

Priest

I recently learned that churches won’t let trans men become priests because they don’t consider trans men as men, which is rather confusing to me.

As a Jew, I don’t know very much about Christianity, but from what I’ve heard, don’t priests love little boys?

Woman

What do trans women bring to lesbian relationships?

Something big and warm 🍆.

Life

If you think your life is bad, then people are discussing the gender of Mr. Potato Head.

Body

I always felt like a man trapped in a woman's body. But then I was born.

But in my defense, I was young then, and I had a womb without a view.

Friend

I have a trans friend.

He is in a polyamorous relationship and would be straight if they had a dick.