What do trans men and Pinocchio have in common?
Both are lying when they say "I'm a real boy."
(I'm a trans man myself lol)
Gender Identity Jokes
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill’s candy, but Jack had a shock with a mouth full of cock cause Jill’s real name was Randy.
With a tight cheeked fanny and shlong expandy, Jack’s face turned uncanny. Off he ranny to tell granny his best friend was a tranny.
What do the twin towers and genders have in common? There used to be two, now they're a sensitive topic.
What do you call a bus full of transgender men? T-Mobile.
How do you get away with rape and incest in California?
Say you identify as a woman. Fact: It's actually legal to rape your daughter if you are a woman in California.
What do trans men and Pinocchio have in common?
Both are lying when they say, "I'm a real boy."
If you're fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?
Q: What do you call a group of transgender women?
A: The X-Men.
Johnny and Jill went up the hill to lick Jill's yummy candy.
But Johnny got a SHOCK With a mouthful of COCK Because Jill's REAL NAME?
Was Randy. 👹
Q: Why did the trans man only eat salads?
A: Because he is a "herbefore."
If emo grass cuts itself for you, then what do transgender picture frames do?
They found out that Michael Jackson was transgender, he went from he/him to hee-hee.
How can you tell if a man is straight? You don't have to, he will tell you.
You: Hey, Alexa, what is your gender?
Alexa: I identify as Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are...
Me: *hears it* And their pronouns are he/he.
Have you heard of the book about the transgender whale?
It’s called "Maybe Dick."
I recently learned that churches won’t let trans men become priests because they don’t consider trans men as men, which is rather confusing to me.
As a Jew, I don’t know very much about Christianity, but from what I’ve heard, don’t priests love little boys?
What do trans women bring to lesbian relationships?
Something big and warm 🍆.
If you think your life is bad, then people are discussing the gender of Mr. Potato Head.
I always felt like a man trapped in a woman's body. But then I was born.
But in my defense, I was young then, and I had a womb without a view.
I have a trans friend.
He is in a polyamorous relationship and would be straight if they had a dick.