Gender Identity jokes

What do trans men and Pinocchio have in common?

Both are lying when they say "I'm a real boy."

(I'm a trans man myself lol)

Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill’s candy, but Jack had a shock with a mouth full of cock cause Jill’s real name was Randy.

With a tight cheeked fanny and shlong expandy, Jack’s face turned uncanny. Off he ranny to tell granny his best friend was a tranny.

What do the twin towers and genders have in common? There used to be two, now they're a sensitive topic.

What do you call a bus full of transgender men? T-Mobile.

How do you get away with rape and incest in California?

Say you identify as a woman. Fact: It's actually legal to rape your daughter if you are a woman in California.

Q: What do you call a group of transgender women?

A: The X-Men.

What do trans men and Pinocchio have in common?

Both are lying when they say, "I'm a real boy."

Q: Why did the trans man only eat salads?

A: Because he is a "herbefore."

If you're fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?

Johnny and Jill went up the hill to lick Jill's yummy candy.

But Johnny got a SHOCK With a mouthful of COCK Because Jill's REAL NAME?

Was Randy. 👹

Have you heard of the book about the transgender whale?

It’s called "Maybe Dick."

If emo grass cuts itself for you, then what do transgender picture frames do?

They found out that Michael Jackson was transgender, he went from he/him to hee-hee.

You: Hey, Alexa, what is your gender?

Alexa: I identify as Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are...

Me: *hears it* And their pronouns are he/he.

How can you tell if a man is straight? You don't have to, he will tell you.

What do trans women bring to lesbian relationships?

Something big and warm 🍆.

I recently learned that churches won’t let trans men become priests because they don’t consider trans men as men, which is rather confusing to me.

As a Jew, I don’t know very much about Christianity, but from what I’ve heard, don’t priests love little boys?

If you think your life is bad, then people are discussing the gender of Mr. Potato Head.

I always felt like a man trapped in a woman's body. But then I was born.

But in my defense, I was young then, and I had a womb without a view.

I have a trans friend.

He is in a polyamorous relationship and would be straight if they had a dick.