Gender Identity jokes
If a girl is vegan and she's dating a transgender person, does that mean she's eating fake meat too?
What do trans men and Pinocchio have in common?
Both are lying when they say "I'm a real boy."
(I'm a trans man myself lol)
How do you affirm a trans woman's gender?
By kicking him hard in the balls.
If you think your life is bad, then people are discussing the gender of Mr. Potato Head.
Why do leftists call their child Ariel?
So they can decide whether it wants to be a man, woman, mermaid, or washing powder.
What do trans women bring to lesbian relationships?
Something big and warm 🍆.
How can you tell if a man is straight? You don't have to, he will tell you.
I have a trans friend.
He is in a polyamorous relationship and would be straight if they had a dick.
What do trans men and Pinocchio have in common?
Both are lying when they say, "I'm a real boy."
You: Hey, Alexa, what is your gender?
Alexa: I identify as Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are...
Me: *hears it* And their pronouns are he/he.
Being gay is the most masculine thing that is possible because only men can be gay.
If emo grass cuts itself for you, then what do transgender picture frames do?
Johnny and Jill went up the hill to lick Jill's yummy candy.
But Johnny got a SHOCK With a mouthful of COCK Because Jill's REAL NAME?
Was Randy. 👹
Why do transgender people have high rates of suicide?
Because they can't accept themselves for who they are, but they want everyone else to accept them.
How do you get a trans woman to commit suicide?
Use he/him pronouns on him.
If you're fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?
I just got a taste of Kingston, Ontario's only transgender restaurant: 664 Bath. A Dairy Queen who used to be a Burger King.
How do you get a trans woman to commit suicide?
Use he/him pronouns on him.
They found out that Michael Jackson was transgender, he went from he/him to hee-hee.
What do the twin towers and genders have in common? There used to be two, now they're a sensitive topic.