Doctor, can I please have a new butt? My old one has a hole and a crack in it.
Health Jokes
What did the butt say to the other butt? "I got big fat apples for butt checks!"
One day in my class, we were having that good snack, and one of my classmates choked on a Cheerio. One small, single, Cheerio!
These are ear-retcal jokes...
Fail.
That feeling when elbow surgery was yesterday.
What do you call a bunch of autistic kids in a box?
A toolbox.
My mother said I'm sexy. I said no, I have cancer.
Why does my cheating ex-wife wear a colostomy bag?
She lost her ass playing poker...
There are 6 kinds of vitamins. Wanna know how the 6th vitamin was made? Just ask the Ku Klux Klan, they will tell you.
What did the kid with cancer say? "Can-I see my mom one more time?"
What’s the world’s most diseased country?
GerMany.
Carys’s mum has chemo.
Me: Imagine not having hair.
Kids: On chemo.
Bitch the fuck.
Why couldn't the girl brush her hair?
..... She had cancer.... ;)
Roses are blue, violets are blue.
What? Ohh, shit!!!!!! I hate having dyslexia!
What do you call diarrhea from a hot woman? Chocolate milk.
What do you call diarrhea from a fat woman? Arsenic.
Five little monkeys jumping on the bed.
One fell off and bumped his head.
The momma called the doctor and the doctor said,
"Why the heck were my children jumping on a bed?"
When you pull out, but the baby's face turns blue.
My penis is on fire.
How come the toilet paper could not make it across the road?
Because of the Corona Virus.
