Health

Health jokes

Coffin

A friend of mine used to be morbidly obese, but after lots of exercise and hard work... We were able to lift his coffin.

Chemo

I heard Pixar is releasing a new movie.

It’s called Finding Chemo.

Memes

Epileptic

What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw them some laundry.

Pharmacy

Why are there no pharmacies in Africa?

Because you can’t take medicine on an empty stomach.

Wheelchair

My friend was in a crash, so when he got put in a wheelchair, people bullied him, so I told him to stand up for himself.

COVID-19

Imagine if on April first the government says, "Hahhaha, you all fell for it. Covid-19 is fake; we actually killed all those people, lol."

Boy

I told a diabetic boy to have sweet dreams, and he died the next morning.

Mother

How does an Alabama mother know when her daughter is on her period?

She can taste the blood off her son’s cock!

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  • Doctor

    My doctor said, "You have 1 year to live."

    I said, "You wanna bet?"

    Bam, a gunshot!

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  • Cigarette

    What do cigarettes and hamsters have in common?

    They can both be dangerous when you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.