Health jokes
You're so skinny, you probably wipe your ass with floss.
I think I'm colorblind. News came out of purple.
Man 1: Dude, Viagra is for pussies. Real men don’t need Viagra.
Man 2: I thought Viagra was for dicks?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Dyslexic.
Dyslexic who?
You.
Bro, you teeth are so yellow that you can't brush your teeth.
which meme is the best
Me after Taco Bell: Go to: [link to image of broken toilet]
What can run, be an eyesore, and practice social distancing?
Your hairline.
It looks like your face was lit on fire and someone tried to extinguish it with a hammer!
Why did the rapper go to the optometrist?
Because he needed to improve his RAP VISION.
How can you tell if a Polish woman is on the rag? One of her socks is missing!
What danger does this put them in? Toxic Sock Syndrome!
😷 👕 👖 Stay safe in Quarantine.
Did you hear the joke about the baby with cancer? It never gets old.
You're so fat, when you step on a scale it says, "To be continued."
Your dad went to the shop to get milk, came back, went again, but never came back due to a car crash due to an itchy rash.
My friend's man has seizures, so guess who won their breakdancing tournament.
What do you get when you cross an atheist an insomniac?
Someone who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog.
I love telling good news to my patients, like they survived the crash but their family died.
One day a skeleton never worked. Everyone called him lazybones.
What's black, white, and red all over? A nun on her period.
What is the difference between Nicole Brown Simpson and cancer?
OJ couldn’t kill cancer.