Epileptic Bathtub

Listen here, you chucklehead, you ask what you should do when an epileptic person has a seizure in a bathtub? Well, instead of helping or even thinking for a second that you should do something helpful, you say you should throw in some laundry? What kind of bonehead logic is that? The point is to misdirect your pea brain, the word laundry sounds like the word 'land' which has to do with being on firm ground, and not having a seizure in water. Got it, Einstein?