Health jokes
Did you hear that Joe contracted Sugondese Ligma on his trip to Suggon, and now he won’t be able to make it to Saw Con?
Adin, you should consider eating pencil lead, you fat cat lover, only if you're the new Adin from FF though xoxo da babby.
What do squats eat? Numbers.
I took my brother's vape, and now he is on the ground gasping for air. He acts like he is dying.
What's something red that is bad for your teeth?
A brick.
Say no to smoking !!
This is Sally.
Sally says hi.
This is Sally when a car comes by. 🤕
What is a snake's favorite drug?
Adder-all.
It puts a whole new spin on meals on wheels. No pun intended.
If your butt hurts real bad, put some vapor rub and booty cream on it so it can heal back to normal.
This isn't really a joke, but I HAVE PTSD, YAY! :)
What do you call an autistic daughter?
Roses are red, violets are blue, by the way, I have the flu!
Erectile dysfunction.
Your mama is so funny looking that when the doctor called her, he said, "Never visit me again. I hope you die!"
Why are there no fat people in Japan?
Last time they had a "Fat Man," 80,000 people died.
What is the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant woman?
You can't unscrew a pregnant woman.
What vibrates and is 6 inches?
A toothbrush.
"A priest, an imam, and a rabbit walk into a clinic to donate blood. The rabbit turns to the nurse and says, 'I think I'm a Type-O!'"
What was the winning play at the leper football game? A hand off up the middle.
What do you get when you gobble down sweets?