Cancer's Hairstyle

All zodiac signs have their hairstyles. Except cancer.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen up, dummy. You see, "cancer" is both an astrological sign and a deadly disease where you lose your hair during chemo. Cancer patients don't have much choice in hairstyle!

Comments (5)

Mafuyu Asahina

2 years ago

dang im a cancer I guess I don't have hair .

D3athraptor

2 years ago

i have cancer

cinimoroll

1 year ago

cinimoroll

1 year ago

here jassy

✨Jassy✨

1 year ago

girl wtf

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