D.A.R.E. Lion

Listen here, you smooth-brain! The joke is that the person is told not to take drugs by the D.A.R.E. mascot. But he says his therapist said he needs the drugs to live. So the mascot does not understand and escorts him to the counselor like he is a bad kid. I bet you are like the mascot and also take people to counselors, you dingus!