Why didn't the teddy bear go to the gym?
Because he didn't want to get ripped.
Why didn't the teddy bear go to the gym?
Because he didn't want to get ripped.
Alright, listen up, buttercup. The joke is that "ripped" has two meanings. First, "ripped" can mean physically muscular. Second, since teddy bears are made of fabric, "ripped" can refer to the tearing of the fabric. You probably haven't gone to the gym in a while, or you'd know this.