What do you call a dinosaur that can’t eat?
Anarexic.
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist?
🎉🎇🎊🎆🎈
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Natyourcheese.
Natyourcheese who?
Natyourcheese, I wasn't gonna say bless you!
Why did the bodybuilder go to the crustacean church?
Because it was a good source of mussel mass!
If two people who have the clap sleep together, did they make an applause?
Robert Smith walks into a hospital. The nurse says, "We have the cure!"
Why does cancer kill you? Because it does. 🌝
What would you do if you see a guy suffocating from the heat? I would call and dial 911, holy shit!
What did the horse say when his throat was sore?
I have a hoarse throat!
What do you get if you do not eat? Dry.
I asked my teacher if I needed to be in the special ED class, but she said I don’t eat enough vegetables.
I think the pollen count is a difficult job. Especially if you have hay fever.
Looking at me is like being on your phone, in a car, on a long trip. You're fine for the first 10 minutes, then after that you feel sick.
Why do doctors use so much lipstick?
Because they love cos-medics!
The bright side of this pandemic is now both my hands look equally chapped and raw.
What's the difference between sleeping pills and my beating my meat?
Sleeping pills actually come with a prescription.
In the year 2020, who were the biggest enemies?
Coronavirus and toilet paper.
Your bitch has Covid-19.
When you get to feel a dick in you, then suck bro, all your stress [goes] out the window.
I am like Cookie Monster on steroids when it comes to cookies.
