Q: What time does an Asian go to the dentist?
A: 2:30
Health Jokes
When your legs forget how to work after leg day, I can't climb the stairs.
Michael Myers right behind me. Runs like I'm a track star!
Yo mama is so stupid, she took her dog to the vet because she thought he had a tube of lipstick stuck between his legs.
"Simon says touch your chin."
The fat people be like, "Which one?"
Anong tawag sa cake na may ubo?
Edi cough cake! NYHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAKAJAHA LT TLGA BOSIT
Like if I'm fine-ish.
What's something the same about a depressed kid and a hanger? They both like to hang.
Just shit my pants and it ran all down my legs... last time I eat at Popeyes.
"It never gets old."
"Just like a sick kid!"
Y’all can actually see them at all, my toe.
You know the stupid trend where people say it’s ok to be overly obese? Healthy even? That you should take pride in it? Which idiots started that movement?
Well. We know one thing for sure. They were obviously members of a wider community.
I was about to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.
Have you ever heard Stephen Hawking sing?
"Head, shoulders, wheels and frames, wheels and frames!"
My neighbor is in the Guinness World Records.
He has had 44 concussions. He lives very close to me.
A stone’s throw away, in fact.
Fat people are thirsty, so I piss in their mouth.
What time is it when dogs get hurt?
Time to take your dog to the vet!
Lung story short... ahqhahahah!
Why are there no fat people in Japan?
Last time they had a "Fat Man," 80,000 people died.
I was watching TV with my brother, and a diabetes commercial came on saying, "I have type one diabetes, and I manage it well." My brother said, "You want a sugar cookie?"
There was a blind man. He was blind. Ha, sucks for him.
