Health jokes
I have nut cancer...
What's the best thing about stage 4 cancer... no stage 5.
What did the bird do when he ate the expired worm?
He flew up!
You're so small that when you go to the doctor, he doesn’t know you're there.
I need a new butt. This one has a hole in it.
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What do you get when you gobble down sweets?
What's the difference between me and cancer?
My dad did not beat cancer.
Why did the autistic kid walk across a busy road?
He was chasing his mind and got hit by a car.
Q: What's the difference between an abortion clinic and Uber Eats?
A: The abortion clinic doesn't deliver.
My hemorrhoids are so bad, I’ve had toilet bowls that looked like abortions.
Yo mama so fat they faked COVID-19 just to put a mask on her.
What's the difference between my dad and cancer?
Cancer doesn't leave.
I took my brother's vape, and now he is on the ground gasping for air. He acts like he is dying.
What do kids call a balanced meal?
A hamburger in each hand! XD XD XD XD
What kind of milk does a new age calf drink?
Dairy free.
What's the difference between my dad cumming and cancer?
Nothing, they both stain.
My ill sis said, "Why did the bear say no to ice cream?" and I said, "Why?" She said, "'Cuz it's stuffed!"
A disabled man stands up.
A blind man says, "You can stand?"
A deaf man says, "You can see?"
A mute person says, "You can hear?"
The disabled man says, "You can talk!"
Doctor: "What the actual f**k"
I got a great corona virus joke, but you wouldn’t get it.
I think I gave you the coronavirus because I can't stop staring, a-choo!