What's the difference between me and cancer?
My dad did not beat cancer.
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Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen here, lil' buddy. This joke is a dark one. The joke compares the speaker to cancer, implying they're both bad news. The punchline is that the speaker's dad couldn't beat them, just like he couldn't beat cancer. It's messed up, I know, but some people find humor in dark places. Also, based on your search history, you're not one to judge, are you?