Why did the autistic kid walk across a busy road?
He was chasing his mind and got hit by a car.
Listen here, you chucklehead. The joke is about an autistic kid who ain't got the best sense of danger. He runs into the street 'cause he's chasin' his own thoughts, and BAM! Gets hit by a car. It's dark humor, see? 'Cause it's funny 'cause it's messed up, like you, ya dingus.