Why did the hooker quit her job?
She had a nut allergy.
Why did the hooker quit her job?
She had a nut allergy.
I finally know why my brain doesn't work!
On the left side, there's nothing right, and on the right side, there's nothing left.
What’s green and yellow and eats at your nuts?
Gonorrhea.
What's the best way to get gum out of your hair?
Cancer.
What did Melania ever see in Donald Trump?
$2 billion and high cholesterol.
An apple a day can do so much more than keep the doctor away... it can keep ANYONE away.
if you throw it hard enough.
What does milk and a kid with cancer have in common?
An expiration date.
Home Covid Test.
1: Open a can of beer and try to smell it.
2: If you can smell the beer, drink it to see if you can taste it.
3: If you can taste it and smell it, this confirms you don't have Covid.
Last night, I did the test 15 times and all were negative. Tonight I am going to do the test again because this morning I woke up with a headache and feeling like I am coming down with something.
I am so nervous.
Someone: When you suffer from depression and someone tells you to cheer up.
Me: My, what a great idea! Why didn't I think of that? ;)
If you're fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?
What does a pizza delivery man and a gynecologist have in common?
They can both smell it, but they can’t eat it.