How can you tell an anti vaccine kid
It's only got 10 hours to live
I went to the doctors yesterday I said: when I touch my back it hurts when I touch my knee it hurts when I touch anything it hurts! š£ whatās wrong with me Doctor: youāve broken your finger
My doctor told me it was perfectly normal to become aroused or even ejaculate during a prostate exam. That being said I wish he hadn't!
"Don't forget you are what you eat," said one person. "Then I should eat a skinny person." said the other.
Today I went to the doctor for a test and he said I have 10 months to live. So later that day I stabbed him to death & the judge sentenced me for 15 years in prison. Problem solved
I wish the doctor would prescribe me some medicine that's actually useful like cyanide
Boobs are like friends you have big ones small ones real ones fake ones, but they all get taken out by cancer
there was a guy how had a stroke eh. hes all right.
Son: Daddy,Why this red soup is so much sweet? Because your mother had diabetes
Doctor: what is your zodiac sign?
Patient: cancer why?
Doctor: what are the chances
Patient: of what?
If certain diseases spreads in water, why does Africa have them?
A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.
Can't have a smoke with my girl after sex, she's asthmatic
Plus she's too young to smoke
Your friend lost his left arm and After getting Out of the hospital you ask him if heās OK He says yeah Iām all RIGHT
my stepdad has stage 4 cancer and is going through chemo therapy... atleast he saves money on shampoo and conditioner.
Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because he wasn't peeling very well!
You guys, this is my last time publishing something here. You guys have been sending rude comments, and I need to work on my mental health. Goodbye.
If you are dehydrated you should get well soon.
The cancer patient asked the doctor how many more months he had to live - the doctor replied tu-more
Q: Why is Japan the healthiest country? A: Last time they had a fat man, 80,000 people died.
