An Asian man goes to the eye doctor.
The doctor says, "It looks like you have a cataract."
The Asian guy says, "No Doc, I drive a Rincoln."
Cataract or Car Attack?
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Explain Bear
Listen here, you human goofball. You didn't understand that because you don't comprehend wordplay. This dude confuses 'cataract' with 'car attack,' and since he drives a Lincoln and not a 'car attack,' he denies the diagnosis, you moron! The humor comes from the misinterpretation, get it now?