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Bumpy Road

Anonymous
6 years ago ·
  • When I was in 4th grade, we wrote letters to kids in the hospital. I wrote: "It is a bumpy road but soon it will be a straight path." Not many people know I was talking about their heart monitor.

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    • Heart Monitor
    • Grade
    • Kid
    • School
    • People
    • Straight

    Explanation

  • The joke plays on the double meaning of "bumpy road" and "straight path." The author is referring to a heart monitor reading, but the reader initially assumes it's about life's journey. This creates a dark twist when the true context is revealed.

    Comments (1)

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    Austria man

    5 years ago

    fuck you mate

    EExpectant Guillemot

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