Apple a Day

This is a play on the old saying "an apple a day keeps the doctor away". The joke twists it into a morbid scenario where violence is implied. The humor comes from subverting the common expression in an absurd, dark way.

• Apple
• Day
• Doctor
• Throw
• Violence
• Least

• If you get an apple a day, what does it give you? Worms and rotten fruit.
• My friend said an apple a day keeps the orphan away. I said only if you throw it hard enough.
• Did you know an apple and an orphan are different. An apple gets picked.
• What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple!